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Hat buddies 4evar!

“If you can catch the pig without accidentally riding it all the way back there, then you are ready!”

 +2Posted on Nov 11th, 2009 | re: Date Night Of A Thousand Stars (52 comments)

Isn’t this the plot to ‘The Limo’ episode of ‘Seinfeld’? Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

 +4Posted on Nov 5th, 2009 | re: "I Love You, Mr. Star Wars" And Other Famous Movie Quotes (123 comments)

My sister and I went to the dentist, and now our JAWS hurt.

 0Posted on Nov 3rd, 2009 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Funny Games (144 comments)

Bang on. Preaching to the choir while pissing on them.

 +5Posted on Oct 26th, 2009 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Gone In 60 Seconds (112 comments)

Wait, I’m too tired to read this closely now, but you don’t seem to mention the cocaine on the floor bit. You know, where we’re supposed to be tense because there’s a big pile of cocaine on the floor, and then the cop comes in? Will he see it? It’s right there in a big triangular pile on the floor! Gulp!
And what happens is, Cage has an idea. He gets the cop to sit in the car, and starts encouraging him to press the accelerator. The cop does so, and the exhaust blows away all the cocaine. Problem solved!
This is a REAL SCENE!

 +2Posted on Oct 26th, 2009 | re: Can We Even Come Up With A Worse Tagline For Sherlock Holmes? (169 comments)

Holmes, James!

 +9Posted on Oct 26th, 2009 | re: This Is Your Music Video: Bangs's "Take U To Da Movies" (38 comments)

I like when he tells her she’s looking beautiful over the phone.

 +2Posted on Aug 25th, 2009 | re: Steven Seagal: Lawman Is A Real Show (35 comments)

This should be called ‘Middle-Aged Crime Dracula’.

 +1Posted on Jul 27th, 2009 | re: This Is Your Music Video: Crispin Glover's "Clowny Clown Clown" (65 comments)

Mister Far doesn’t seem to hate the clown as much as Crispin. Wait! It is Crispin! Aw, now I get it!

 +1Posted on Jul 13th, 2009 | re: The Orphan Poster Needs More Taglines! (66 comments)

WE’RE GOING TO NEED A BIGGER BOAT

 +3Posted on Jun 11th, 2009 | re: Jon Stewart Shows Joe Scarborough His Napoleonic Complex (17 comments)

This is a not the Daily Show’s best moment, though. It makes me go ouch.

 +6Posted on May 28th, 2009 | re: The Goode Family Is Really Baade (Double Woof) (58 comments)

I live in London and I loved ‘King Of The Hill’. Wasn’t always great but some episodes are up there. Sounds to me like some of you made a fast decision early on and never properly gave it a chance.

As for this, I loved the vegan dog going nuts. How could you not find a starving dog funny (fish bones aside)? He’s like Staines!

Give a show a couple of episodes at least!

 +1Posted on May 1st, 2009 | re: That's Your Congressman (17 comments)

What’s all this ‘tip’ email business? Ain’t y’all heard of Twitter?