Okay, The Iceman looks very good, BUT. Filmmakers. You do not–YOU DO NOT–cast Chris Evans in a movie and then make him look like that. No. NO. I don’t care if he’s playing a real person and that’s what the real person looks like–that real person is just going to have to be hot now. Even if Chris Evans himself is like, “But wait, I want to do a good job so maybe I should look like the person I’m playing?” you say “Shhhh. Shush now. Making an effort is for ugly people.”
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Okay, The Iceman looks very good, BUT. Filmmakers. You do not–YOU DO NOT–cast Chris Evans in a movie and then make him look like that. No. NO. I don’t care if he’s playing a real person and that’s what the real person looks like–that real person is just going to have to be hot now. Even if Chris Evans himself is like, “But wait, I want to do a good job so maybe I should look like the person I’m playing?” you say “Shhhh. Shush now. Making an effort is for ugly people.”