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I think it’s more South Park meets Stephen Colbert’s “Tek Jansen.” And it’s not funny.
And I kind of have a problem with how frank she is with her sex life in her routines. The recent bragging about having a hand-shaped bruise on her ass because her new “lover” spanks her, uh, is too much information.
“Stick ‘em up!” Rip Torn said to a parking meter. “Pew pew!”
The LOLk account is full, thank you!
Is Joe Rogan the Girls Gone Wild guy? He sounds like a neat guy.
I give in. Your flawless logic has convinced me. Are we still meeting up to see “Twilight: New Moon” tomorrow? Don’t be late.
ENOUGH of your comment cancer.
What I don’t understand is how anyone can watch O’Reilly and think what he says makes sense. Maybe humans are (d-)evolving into two sub-species, an idea supported by recent brain research (done by scientists!) that have shown the more fearful a person is, the more Conservative they are. Our brains are different, or become different through conditioning.
One group craves black and white choices, right and wrong, loves authority in all its forms (god, police, TV pundits), and fear what they don’t know or understand (neophobic). The other group is okay with nuances, shadings, complicated arguments, and reacts to new situations with calmness.
When I watch Stewart (or Colbert, or Olbermann) it’s like what they are saying is so obviously true it makes me feel like they have “won” the argument. And then I realize I don’t love the police (or Sting) and I don’t think god is going to sort everything out, and I feel happy to be a secular humanist.
TL;DR. I know.
I would like them to share a cell in Now Jail.
These accusations are shocking and baseless! Everyone knows R Kelly would never be caught dead with a teenage girl; he prefers them around 9 years old. Get your facts right, haters!
I am excited because the only one I recognize is Kristen Stewart! I have no witty caption, but I feel glad that my mind is relatively untroubled by this young Hollywood garbage! Yippee!
You should get more upvotes for this.
Sorry, Anthony Michael Hall was in the Math Club and the Physics Club, so although he may have been “awkward” he was no idiot. Just because the lamp wouldn’t light up when he pulled the elephant’s trunk does not make him a moron. I mean, have you seen the idiots who take shop?
Hi! I am bored at my job and lonely. One day while flying, I met a really cool guy named Tyler who seemed to have his life figured out and to have everything that I lacked. Tyler taught me a lot of things, like how to make soap and how to throw a haymaker (Pro Tip: there is no hay involved), but I began to feel confused. Even with a new girlfriend (she’s kind of weird, too, btw) I am still confused. I wake up with blood on my shirt sometimes, and wherever I go people seem to recognize me, like we’re in some weird secret club. Then I realized: this weird secret club is called Church. Am I Jesus?
Sincerely,
Jack
John C Reilly? Oh someone should cast him in a role where he gets to play an awkward, ugly moron. That would be rad, to see him stretch like that. Just imagine: Reilly as a lovable idiot, but blessed with a face like a slapped ass. Just imagine the comedy GOLD that could be spun out of just such a BOLD casting move!
I thought he only thought he had a monkey heart. This is the one where he makes a rooftop garden of flowers for Mary Stuart Masterson (?) right? It’s not good. Nomination seconded.
Professor Alphabetize says you can use “sort” and put Miley Cyrus under the Cs, and Miles Davis under the Ds.
I sooo love this! Hardcore nutters being kids again, even if only for a fleeing moment (song). I watched this 3X today.
You could basically do a minute-by-minute commentary of this entire film when describing it’s hilarious fuck-ups. They ruined practically everything about “Wings Of Desire”. From Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds cranking out “The Carney” to Goo Goo Dolls and “Iris”: that metric conversion was done on every element of the film. I used to think Meg Ryan was really cute, and I have loved me some Nic Cage (“Valley Girl”), but I felt as if my guardian angel was off raping someone instead of warning me not to watch this film.
I nominate “The Box.”
No, it will not spoil it for you. Think of it like Pamela Anderson’s “Barbed Wire” being able to ruin “Casablanca” for you – it won’t happen.
I want to be friends with your father. He really tried.
Team Pear.
No, you downvoters are right: the other 10 years Jimmy Kimmel has been stinking up late night TV count for nothing, because ONE NIGHT HE REALLY BROUGHT THE HEAT. I am actually surprised that any Videogummer watches Leno or Conan. I am going to go back to my Tavis Smiley program. Good day.
Kimmel drank Leno’s milkshake!
Wow, dudes, did you see it? One millionaire unfunny comic going on another unfunny millionaire comic’s show to be obnoxious. Raaaaaad!
Honestly, I don’t care about Leno, Conan or Letterman. They can all disappear up their own backsides.
On the other hand, Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert are all the TV talk show hosting I can stand. AND both of those guys are infinitely better, smarter, funnier and more topically interesting than Leno or Conan.
This fight is not unlike the fight we saw a short while back between Mayonnaise (Leno) and Miracle Whip (Conan). Double uggs.
I Luv 2 Laff also, Gabe.
I just wrote a big comment here about how much I love Videogum and the ethos of the site but it sounded really hokey. I would just like to close with, I really love Videogum.