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 +1Posted on Dec 19th, 2011 | re: That's Your Pillow: Booty Pillow (26 comments)

Well this makes my joke about there needing to be a body pillow with a dong bulge a little more relevant.

 +2Posted on Nov 16th, 2011 | re: Little Girl Makes Bird Noises And Is Forced To Be Cool (21 comments)

so bird noises are the new air horns in hip-hop? thats really going to confuse my cats when guys are riding around my neighborhood blasting their music at three am.

 +7Posted on Aug 25th, 2011 | re: Jim Carrey's Message To Emma Stone (80 comments)

Why wasn’t this titled “How long can you watch Jim talk creepy to Emma stone with out being creeeped out and shifting around uncomfortably in you chair?”

cause id last 25 seconds. no shame.

 +10Posted on Aug 23rd, 2011 | re: EARTHQUAKE CAUGHT ON TAPE (34 comments)

im in dumbo (brooklyn) an literally no one in my office even knew this happened until people checked in on foursquare. i both feel denied this experience and like im sucha hipster that i didnt even FEEL you mainstream disaster.

 +2Posted on Aug 4th, 2011 | re: Who Would Play Cathy In A Live-Action Cathy Movie? (93 comments)

After a lifetime spent in the office Cathy leaves to work as a lumberjack in the hit new reality series ACKs-men

 +1Posted on Jul 15th, 2011 | re: This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys (86 comments)

whats weird is that john carter has a weird conflict of hollywood movie titles that LOVE colons (:the streets) and their desire to shorten names of biopic films to just one name (ray, amelia, ali). either way i want a ripped guy in a Zardoz outfit battling on a giant iguana for 45 minutes!

 0Posted on Jul 15th, 2011 | re: This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys (86 comments)

he man is a john carter knock off, though he man was much more popular with the kids

 +2Posted on Jul 15th, 2011 | re: This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys (86 comments)

i upvote the shit out of that sentiment

i only want to say that i love these threads because of facetaco. it’s really rare to find someone who consistently flies in the face of the sites popular opinion so consistently with obviously trolling. almost every time and article rolls out saying “we all get this and have this opion right? right. (i mean obvs) i know i can count on facetaco to smash through the wall and yells “I DISAGREE! NO DEHR!”

 +5Posted on Jun 17th, 2011 | re: Best New Party Game: Describe Your Penis With A Movie (254 comments)

The Untouchables.
IM SAVING MYSELF

 +4Posted on Jun 16th, 2011 | re: Longest Frisbee Throw Ever Says This Guy (44 comments)

im only hating because those people are in fact, not clean. not clean at all.

 0Posted on Jun 16th, 2011 | re: Longest Frisbee Throw Ever Says This Guy (44 comments)

i thought that was Ms. Chandandaler Bong? ooh im sad i remember that.

 +4Posted on Jun 16th, 2011 | re: This Is Your Perfume: Que (35 comments)

this guy. its like someone saw poochie the dog and said “thats not what marketing people would make, i’ll show you what marketing people would make”. i swear to christ he is like the xtreme apocalypse brought to you by the spike network.

 +1Posted on Jun 16th, 2011 | re: Longest Frisbee Throw Ever Says This Guy (44 comments)

or how high he can get off a single bong rip, or how long he can listen to a grateful dead solo

i thought dane cook would have just been a copy paste of louis ck’s reaction

 +12Posted on Jun 14th, 2011 | re: Tracy Morgan Appears To Be Making Pretty Decent Amends Actually (46 comments)

doing a PSA is a BS make good. remember kelsey grammer making one for drunk driving? He was not sorry about drunk driving. Actually meeting with someone who was personally hurt by his comments however does seem like a genuine outreach.
In a weird way I’m glad hes being held accountable here since it means there is definitely a line about LBGT that even people we like can’t cross, as opposed to just being perpetually pissed off at Jef Dunham for EVERYTHING. Also, if videogum can forgive 30 Rock for having Jeff Dunham on then we can probably get back to being okay with Tracy Morgan.

 +7Posted on Jun 13th, 2011 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Nell (106 comments)

i dont know, i feel like there are too many of these that end with “this obviously isnt the worst movie of all time”. i would say gabe is letting himself of the hook but these are all still pretty bad. so maybe its the community’s responsibility to name the actual worst movies (the new world) as opposed to ones we just personally hate (legends of the fall) ooohhh i hate that one!

 +7Posted on Jun 13th, 2011 | re: An Open Letter To Tom Cruise's "Sunday" Outfit (35 comments)

knight and day 2: from dusk till dawn
knight and day 2: 6 days 7 knights
knight and day 2: the day knight rises
knight and day 2: the streets
knight and day 2: knight and daybreakers
knight and day 2: 30 days of knight
knight and day 2: knightwatch/daywatch two parter
knight and day 2: dayte knight

ill be having my own new best party game

 0Posted on Jun 2nd, 2011 | re: Best New Party Game 55: Movie Food Trucks (156 comments)

Harry’s Potstickers
Midnight Meat Truck
Ice Cream Age
Snack Up 2: The Streets Food Truck

 0Posted on May 27th, 2011 | re: Being White Is Hard: The Descendants Trailer, You Guys (57 comments)

im looking forward to the supercut of george’s mournful sighs in this movie. there are 7 in just the trailer!

 0Posted on May 27th, 2011 | re: That's Your Marriage Proposal: World Of Warcraft Marriage Proposal (37 comments)

so to tell a story that probably will be downvoted due to being true/depressing about internet marriages and mmo’s. my friends parents were really into ultima online in the early nineties, to the point where it was causing marital stress. mind you his father was an alcoholic with ptst and his mom was mostly absentee. so after buying a second computer things evened out for a while till they started playing everquest in the late 90′s. his mom meets a guy who lives in canada, is only about 3 years older than we were and starts taking extended trips to visit “extended family” up there. long story short she gets a divorce and moves to canada to be with her video game romance leaving the kids with the abusive and rapidly downward spiraling father.

im sure this isnt the case here but yeah, thats what this reminded me of. enjoy your weekend!

 0Posted on May 27th, 2011 | re: That's Your Marriage Proposal: World Of Warcraft Marriage Proposal (37 comments)

what if its central park? it proposing in a park in the city a double negative or like…i dunno dividing by zero?

 +1Posted on May 27th, 2011 | re: That's Your Marriage Proposal: World Of Warcraft Marriage Proposal (37 comments)

hipsters just serve divorce papers dated three years in the future. that or a bank for for a joint account.

 +2Posted on May 27th, 2011 | re: Do The Memorial Day Weekend Dance (17 comments)

i only do the part where you hold really still for about 2 minutes and im not really good at that part

 +5Posted on May 26th, 2011 | re: You Only Look Dumber: Horrible Aging Makeup (30 comments)

i made the mistake of think this would be a supercut of bad old makeup. this is a good video but if i wanted to think and have a discussion i would be doing my work instead of watching this video.