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We have the technology…
The robotier they are, the harder they crawl.
Steven Spoilberg
TBS™ Very funny, but also next time make sure the microphone on Max is turned on. Something, something, ‘First World Problems’, I’m sure.
Also, “It’s Summer Time!” is a great song.
The 5 Day War: The Files Are IN the Computer.
FUN FACT! The horse in war horse is based on the horse that Thomas Jefferson Lincoln rode through Old New York while shooting his guns to warn the British that their damn, dirty bells would not be rung, unless they wanted them rung figuratively in that they would be punched in their heads by the Minute Maid Men.
Oh Gosh, I don’t have time to read this because I have work to do and time doesn’t grow on money or whatever, but I just wanted to say SCREW THIS MOVIE and KUDOS to you, Hard Gabe, for zinging this dumb crappy movie that I hated whilst my friends liked it. Ugh. I hate that I saw this movie.
Cordially,
Medium Viscosity Gabe
Criminals DO love framed dogs though. And lamp.
High level theory crafting, indeed.
TL;DR, why was everyone crying about this guy’s upskirt video again?
Comedy Central? So this is the New Kids In The Hall?
I am TBS® Very Happy. about it being here mostly because I suggested it.
Hard Gabe read my post! And he agreed that it isn’t all every teenage emo hairdresser from 2003 said it’s cracked up to be! These sentences make almost TOO much sense!
-Medium Viscosity Gabe
I totally sent this tip to Gabe a month ago. Way to go GABE. Also, my name is Gabe so I could very well be saying ‘Way to go ME’ (But I am not, I am talking to Hard Gabe [Not to be confused with Soft Gabe]).
Sincerely,
Medium Viscosity Gabe
The Arkeen Fire
I’m a little late to this diatribe, but we must also consider that, demographically speaking, residents of New York have a much different cultural perspective than that of middle America, or the West coast where I reside.
Let me paraphrase; New Yorkers may laugh at fantasies about humans killing themselves while others may find that of poor taste.
Sensitivities aside, I honestly think Hard Gabe finds his strong suit in humor of higher brow. In this piece I found nothing funny and felt it edge toward discomfort more than once.
Now let me paraphrase all of the responses to this; “WOOOOOOOOOOOF.” Shut up, internet.
Yours cordially,
Medium Viscosity Gabe
That is to say, he has a VERY large cat on his wall. Alternate LOLCAT references also include:
I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE.
Here Winwood.
tl;dr
I nominate Garden State for the-Movie-That-All-of-My-Friends-Said-Changed-Their-Lives-When-I-Was-20-but-Was-Really-Just-Pretty-Emo
I signed in this morning to my Juno account and FINALLY finished loading this page. Why are you all talking about very relevant things right now? Fanny pack.
This is the hardest I’ve laughed today. Thank you.
REAL AND OFFENSIVE.
Happy monsters?
No, we listen to ICP dummy.
So I clicked on the video, expecting to see me some Amy Sedaris when I was literally four minutes into a 14 minute clip of this dude named ‘Boner’ talking about politics before I realized it was NOT Amy Sedaris OR daytime talk show. FOUR MINUTES.
That’s your Amy Sedaris clip.
“My knee-quirk reaction is to get some Bisquirk Panquirk Mix, but I’m feeling festive, so maybe a Quirkish Game Hen? Oh, me.”