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 0Posted on May 8th | re: The Internet Is A Sociopath (38 comments)

Rape is like sex the way wearing a wearing a hood at Abu Ghraib is like putting a paper bag on your head. Can we just accept that this was a horror show? Mkay, thanks.

 0Posted on May 8th | re: The Internet Is A Sociopath (38 comments)

How is being raped daily not a physical harm?

 0Posted on Apr 22nd | re: Best New Party Game: Earth Day Movies (58 comments)

Cold Comfort Wind Farm. Turbinator 2: Wind Energy Day. Energy Independence Day.

 0Posted on Apr 22nd | re: Best New Party Game: Earth Day Movies (58 comments)

Saving Water by Showering with Private Ryan. Okay, I’ll stop.

 0Posted on Apr 22nd | re: Best New Party Game: Earth Day Movies (58 comments)

Plant the Tree of Life. (Sorry, these are terrrrible, but I’m an environmental studies film scholar and I can’t not participate!!! Also, I’m going to come back on here in couple days and post a zillion submissions from the students in my class!!!)

 0Posted on Apr 22nd | re: Best New Party Game: Earth Day Movies (58 comments)

The Ides of March Plus Five Weeks

 0Posted on Apr 22nd | re: Best New Party Game: Earth Day Movies (58 comments)

Earth Day. (The movie they make after Valentine’s Day, New Year’s Eve, and its sequels, Christmas Eve, Thanksgiving Day, A Romantic Halloween, and A Memorial Day to Remember.)

 0Posted on Mar 25th | re: The Videogum Movie Club: Spring Breakers (71 comments)

I’m glad to hear I’m not the only one who gets anxiety/panic attacks while hungover. Why do we hurt our precious bodies this way, friends??! JK let’s do it again this weekenddddd

 +3Posted on Mar 12th | re: Best New Party Game: Daylight Savings Time Movies (69 comments)

11 PM in Paris — Damnit, No, We’re Supposed to Spring Forward!!

 0Posted on Mar 12th | re: Best New Party Game: Daylight Savings Time Movies (69 comments)

Clockwatchers

 +16Posted on Nov 26th, 2012 | re: Everyone Saw A Movie This Past Weekend, Did You? (54 comments)

For Thanksgiving I went to visit a grad school friend and her family in Milwaukee, and we realized that we had seen all the previous Twilight movies together in the theater, semi-ironically, and drunk, and that we couldn’t let this last opportunity pass us by. Except the only time we could see it was at 1 p.m., so we had her mom and sister drop us off and we smuggled in a bottle of red wine, which we drained in due course. Also, we are like, 30 years old! It was great!

 0Posted on Sep 23rd, 2012 | re: What Is A Movie That You Want To Rewatch That We Should All Rewatch? (233 comments)

Oh, also, how did Curtis Hanson go from that to directing rom-coms based on Jennifer Weiner novels? Sheesh.

 +1Posted on Sep 23rd, 2012 | re: What Is A Movie That You Want To Rewatch That We Should All Rewatch? (233 comments)

My nerdy friends and I had a long-running movie night potluck deal, and when it was my turn a couple months ago, I chose “LA Confidential.” Hadn’t seen it since it first came out. My friend and I spent all day tracking down red light bulbs and making chop suey and coming up with a cocktail list so that we could have an LA-noir theme to match the movie. ANYway, the point is, I was blown away by how fucking good that movie (still) is. The next day I watched it all over again, and went through all the DVD extras. (They’re elaborate and fantastic.) Okay, I’m nerding out, but I just had to share.

(No more) (Men in) Black

The Lucky One (Percenters)
The Power of One (Percenters)
One Per(s)cent of a Woman — sorry I know that doesn’t make sense but it happened in my head and I laughed and I had to do it.

Romney/Ryan 2012: The Guiding White.

 0Posted on Mar 17th, 2012 | re: The Videogum Movie Club: Friends With Kids (31 comments)

I kept getting distracted by Jennifer Westfeldt’s overly Botoxed, filler-ed-out face. Also, the fact that her upper lip never moved. Stop it, ladies!!

 +7Posted on Feb 21st, 2012 | re: Is Everyone In The World Terrible? (99 comments)

Yesss, “Young Adult” was awesome and underrated. Except I saw it suuuuper hungover and there was so much boozing in it that it started making me nauseous and I actually had to leave the theater to go puke and come back.

Um, I guess I “identified” with it.

 0Posted on Jan 4th, 2012 | re: Work It: Bosom Barfies (45 comments)

the best webpage ever, for you: http://www.interrobang-mks.com/

 +1Posted on Dec 21st, 2011 | re: Best New Party Game 61: Passive-Aggressive Movie Titles (145 comments)

PassiveAggressiveNotebook.com

 +5Posted on Dec 21st, 2011 | re: Best New Party Game 61: Passive-Aggressive Movie Titles (145 comments)

Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner? I’ll Tell You: A Black Guy.

 0Posted on Nov 15th, 2011 | re: Brad Pitt "Retiring From Acting In The Next Three Years" Movies! (33 comments)

Old World.

 +9Posted on Nov 2nd, 2011 | re: Everyone Is Divorced (80 comments)

i presume you’re referring to kim gordon. so, yes.

you should probably tell us where the National Treasure church is so we can make a pitstop on our way to the One Tree Hill house.

 0Posted on Aug 12th, 2011 | re: Is There Anyone In The World Who Doesn't Like Ryan Gosling? (88 comments)

do you want to go on a date with me?