just when I thought I was gonna retire once again, I had to sign in just to upvote the shit out of these.

But the Discman is still alive and well, right? Asking for a friend who is so two thousand and late.

YAYAYAYAYAYAYAY

50 and I are meeting at Yesterdog tomorrow, then we’re headed over to Founders to drink some brews. Afterwards, maybe we’ll take in a show at the Celebration Cinema on E. Beltine.

GRAND RAPIDS REFERENCES, Y’ALL.

Oh wow, at first glance the woman in the GIF looks exactly like my sister! I doubted it was her, until I saw this picture she posted of herself at the airport on Facebook:

“WOOOO! I’m on my way to Australia, mates!”*

*Apologies to my sister, my nephew, and to Oprah. But not to John Travolta.

Probably the work of Awwwww Qaeda.

Half Baked Beans

his hat is like a shark’s fin

I don’t think he can? He is the host?

Yay, my tip was used! Sorry, everyone!

I like when they scroll through all of the names of the tricks, and there is one called “BEHIND YOU” and another called “STATIC CLING.” My mind is just freaking right now thinking about what those tricks could possibly be.

Also, check out this awesome review of said kit. Wait for when the kid says “Spongebob” instead of sponge balls. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21P9aDno4xg&feature=related

A Canadian talking about Zit Remedy? What is this, Degrassi Jr. High?

Am I too old to be reading this blog?

Hey hipsterdad, maybe you and Scout and me and my son Patch can arrange a playdate, watch some Yo Gabba Gabba, drink some PBR, listen to the new Arcade Fire, and have a beard growing contest.

Is this why Tom Berenger was making a duck face throughout the film? No? That’s just the way he looks? Oh.