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 +2Posted on Jan 13th, 2012 | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread (84 comments)

It’s crazy how much I want to bang Tina Fey, based on that gif and her glasses. 41 or not, she’s got it in whatever non-traditional sense you can think of.

 +1Posted on Jan 13th, 2012 | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread (84 comments)

It’s funny, because the title of this episode and what they said at the end match. Another not-so-subtle slam at the WNBA. Get it? Because nobody (NOBODY) is watching the WNBA!

Life immitates fart, everybody.

Mindy: I think President Clinton is impressed by my intellect and accomplishments as a writer, actor and director.

Clinton: Whoa, these old man pills are making a little delirious, but in human news, this chick is clearly a piece of food with two entirely different flavors. Can you have grape flavored chocolate? Which part do I eat first? Which part is the after-dinner snack? Think fast Billy, THINK DAMMIT.

 +14Posted on Dec 2nd, 2011 | re: High School Students Force Michele Bachmann To Rest Her Case (76 comments)

I’m FROM that part of the state! I’ve BEEN to that Pizza Ranch (there are a few dozen of them in the Midwest – awesome buffet). Make no mistake, it is most definitely a ranch where pizzas are raised, grazed and eventually City Slickered into your mouth.

 0Posted on Oct 17th, 2011 | re: Saturday Night Live: Anna Faris And Drake (35 comments)

A thousand shotgun shells to the head for this update!

 +4Posted on Oct 14th, 2011 | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread (151 comments)

Can I get a Millicent Gergich DOTGIF FTW? Jerry may well be the man: tons of money in the bank/pension, smokin’ daughter (who apparently looks just like his as-yet-unseen wife and he’s hung like a mule.

I still wouldn’t want to be Jerry. But MILLICENT EFFING GERGICH!

 +6Posted on Sep 30th, 2011 | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread (91 comments)

Can we also get a Garrett “Crisis Alert” .gif, por favor?

Signed,
Someone who cannot make his own DOTGIFS

 +2Posted on Dec 10th, 2010 | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread: Christmas Specials Edition (198 comments)

This. Always this.

Dwight in Pam’s wig looks like Buffalo Bob.