As a reward for your kindness, here is a picture of foot w/ nail inside: http://instagram.com/p/U26XN3ChuF/
I stepped on a nail last night and I pulled it out by myself and it hurt a lot and I told Kelly about it on gchat but she never responded and it still hurts now, even worse, because Kelly ignored my ghcat about stepping on a nail last night.
Today the hot water heater in my dorm stopped working and I have now not showered for almost 36 hours. I feel gross. My boss doesn’t know this happened, though, because I work on the Internet for this website.
My only class of the day was very boring, though the professor left a slide with all the answers up during our quiz today. This is the third time he has done that this quarter. It was cool the first time but now it’s like what am I even paying you for, maaaaaan? Actually I can answer that. I am paying him for an easy A and also for fulfilling one of my distros.
Chet tweeted this picture immediately before tweeting the awful tweet in the article above.
I’m in Chet’s class. It’s actually an American History paper. I didn’t take notes either. Kind of wish I did so I could see how he’d reward me.
The King’s Speech
Colin Firth–The King’s Speech
Natalie Portman–Black Swan
Best Supporting Actor
Christian Bale–The Fighter
Best Supporting Actress
Hailee Steinfeld–True Grit
Tom Hooper–The King’s Speech
Best Original Screenplay
The King’s Speech
Best Adapted Screenplay
The Social Network
Best Foreign Film
Best Animated Film
Toy Story 3
Robert Stromberg (Production Design); Karen O’Hara (Set Decoration)-Alice in Wonderland
Roger Deakins-True Grit
Colleen Atwood-Alice in Wonderland
Angus Wall and Kirk Baxter-The Social Network
Ren Klyce, David Parker, Michael Semanick and Mark Weingarten-The Social Network
Paul Franklin, Chris Corbould, Andrew Lockley and Peter Bebb-Inception
That’s your school.
Except Northwestern really is my school. Ugh.
I mean, on the one hand I get it, Gabe. But on the other hand, I really love Kanye West. Sure he’s prone to being super fucking crazy, but isn’t that the point? Kanye West: One of the Best, I’m sure of it.
I saw The Other Guys. It was really funny but lacking in 3D dance jams and neon clothing.
Wait.. I thought we were all wearing bandannas? Maaaaaaaan. This is the last fucking time I swear.
He looks like one my favorite teachers from high school. Does that say more about me or my high school?
This warms my heart
This has nothing to do with Fringe, and almost entirely to do with how much kids SUCK. You guys can think the Brokeback Mountain picture up there for this story. In 8th grade, there was a rumor going around that my best friend at the time and I were gay. Now, I am not gay AT ALL (but have no problem with those that are, just saying, I’m not) buuuuut a bigger rumor went around that we went to see Brokeback Mountain in theaters together, and the reason that we couldn’t really tell anyone about the plot or about what happened in the movie was because we were making out and giving each other blowjobs the WHOLE TIME. Like damn! Anyways, my friend thought the appropriate way to combat this rumor was to say that all gay people should be shipped to New Zealand, and upon arrival there, a giant penis bomb should be dropped, and then all the gay people would run towards the penis because duh, how could gay people avoid a giant penis. I mean they are GAY after all. So then the penis bomb blows up and the world is better because gay people are gone. So, post on Fringe opening credits, you just reminded me of why, in the adult world (and by that I mean young adult but not Twilight young adult), I am no longer friends with the people I used to be friends with. Thank you for your time.
Also, Liz was insanely more attractive than the weird-ish looking yoga instructor. I mean, if her only role was to be “hotter” than Liz, couldn’t they find someone that could actually play that?
I don’t know where the appropriate place to do this is, but this link was full of terrible so I’m going to counteract that with hopefully some good. I don’t comment much since I’m a full-time student (also known as 18 years old and still in high school…), so when I get home and come on videogum pretty much everything has already been said and no matter what my comment would be, it would most likely be mired in obscurity. With that said, each day I come home the first thing I do is open up every single thing Gabe posts in a separate tab and read/watch/whatever each of them all the way through, and then usually read about half of the Monsters’ comments and upvote/downvote accordingly. I have no shame in saying this is the best part of my day. Thank you, Gabe and fellow monsters, for what is easily my favorite place on the internet. I know you had a war and whatnot this weekend, but that doesn’t change the fact that you are all the best. And finally, there will hopefully be no more sappy posts from this guy in the future, but I had to say it some point. Also, thank you school board for giving me a half day in order to have the time to post this. Means the world. Clear eyes, full hearts, all of you.
“Break this down frame by frame and you can really tell how my spray tanned face isn’t even close to the same color as my hands.”
“I have no idea of what the fuck I’m doing!!!”
- The Hurt Locker
ACTOR IN A LEADING ROLE
- Jeff Bridges, Crazy Heart
ACTRESS IN A LEADING ROLE
- Meryl Streep, Julie & Julia
ACTOR IN A SUPPORTING ROLE
- Christoph Waltz, Inglourious Basterds
ACTRESS IN A SUPPORTING ROLE
- Mo’Nique, Precoius: Based On The Novel ‘Push’ By Sapphire
- Kathryn Bigelow, The Hurt Locker
- Inglourious Basterds, Quentin Tarantino
- Precious: Based On The Novel ‘Push’ By Sapphire, Geoffrey Fletcher
ANIMATED FEATURE FILM
MUSIC (ORIGINAL SONG)
- “The Weary Kind (Theme From Crazy Heart),” Ryan Bingham for Crazy Heart
MUSIC (ORIGINAL SCORE)
- Up, Michael Giacchino
-Avatar, Art Direction: Rick Carter and Robert Stromberg, Set Decoration: Kim Sinclair
-Avatar, Mauro Fiore
-The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus, Monique Prudhomme
-The Cove, Nominees to be determined
DOCUMENTARY (SHORT SUBJECT)
-Rabbit à la Berlin, Bartek Konopka and Anna Wydra
-The Hurt Locker, Bob Murawski and Chris Innis
FOREIGN LANGUAGE FILM
-Un Prophète (France)
-The Young Victoria, Jon Henry Gordon and Jenny Shircore
-French Roast, Fabrice O. Joubert
LIVE ACTION SHORT
-The Door, Juanita Wilson and James Flynn
-Avatar, Christopher Boyes and Gwendolyn Yates Whittle
-Avatar, Christopher Boyes, Gary Summers, Andy Nelson and Tony Johnson
-Avatar, Joe Letteri, Stephen Rosenbaum, Richard Baneham and Andrew R. Jones
I knew when it started with “I know that it’s hard” being captioned as “hi” that I was in for a treat.
OMGZ thank you so much.
Because of this post, I just spent my last half hour reading @ThatKevinSmith’s tweets. In other words, fuck you, Gabe.