As a reward for your kindness, here is a picture of foot w/ nail inside: http://instagram.com/p/U26XN3ChuF/

I stepped on a nail last night and I pulled it out by myself and it hurt a lot and I told Kelly about it on gchat but she never responded and it still hurts now, even worse, because Kelly ignored my ghcat about stepping on a nail last night.

Chet tweeted this picture immediately before tweeting the awful tweet in the article above.

Best Picture
The King’s Speech

Best Actor
Colin Firth–The King’s Speech

Best Actress
Natalie Portman–Black Swan

Best Supporting Actor
Christian Bale–The Fighter

Best Supporting Actress
Hailee Steinfeld–True Grit

Best Director
Tom Hooper–The King’s Speech

Best Original Screenplay
The King’s Speech

Best Adapted Screenplay
The Social Network

Best Foreign Film
Incendies (Canada)

Best Animated Film
Toy Story 3

Art Direction
Robert Stromberg (Production Design); Karen O’Hara (Set Decoration)-Alice in Wonderland

Cinematography
Roger Deakins-True Grit

Costume Design
Colleen Atwood-Alice in Wonderland

Documentary Feature
Inside Job

Film Editing
Angus Wall and Kirk Baxter-The Social Network

Sound Editing
Richard King-Inception

Sound Mixing
Ren Klyce, David Parker, Michael Semanick and Mark Weingarten-The Social Network

Visual Effects
Paul Franklin, Chris Corbould, Andrew Lockley and Peter Bebb-Inception

I mean, on the one hand I get it, Gabe. But on the other hand, I really love Kanye West. Sure he’s prone to being super fucking crazy, but isn’t that the point? Kanye West: One of the Best, I’m sure of it.

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Wait.. I thought we were all wearing bandannas? Maaaaaaaan. This is the last fucking time I swear.

He looks like one my favorite teachers from high school. Does that say more about me or my high school?

This has nothing to do with Fringe, and almost entirely to do with how much kids SUCK. You guys can think the Brokeback Mountain picture up there for this story. In 8th grade, there was a rumor going around that my best friend at the time and I were gay. Now, I am not gay AT ALL (but have no problem with those that are, just saying, I’m not) buuuuut a bigger rumor went around that we went to see Brokeback Mountain in theaters together, and the reason that we couldn’t really tell anyone about the plot or about what happened in the movie was because we were making out and giving each other blowjobs the WHOLE TIME. Like damn! Anyways, my friend thought the appropriate way to combat this rumor was to say that all gay people should be shipped to New Zealand, and upon arrival there, a giant penis bomb should be dropped, and then all the gay people would run towards the penis because duh, how could gay people avoid a giant penis. I mean they are GAY after all. So then the penis bomb blows up and the world is better because gay people are gone. So, post on Fringe opening credits, you just reminded me of why, in the adult world (and by that I mean young adult but not Twilight young adult), I am no longer friends with the people I used to be friends with. Thank you for your time.

I don’t know where the appropriate place to do this is, but this link was full of terrible so I’m going to counteract that with hopefully some good. I don’t comment much since I’m a full-time student (also known as 18 years old and still in high school…), so when I get home and come on videogum pretty much everything has already been said and no matter what my comment would be, it would most likely be mired in obscurity. With that said, each day I come home the first thing I do is open up every single thing Gabe posts in a separate tab and read/watch/whatever each of them all the way through, and then usually read about half of the Monsters’ comments and upvote/downvote accordingly. I have no shame in saying this is the best part of my day. Thank you, Gabe and fellow monsters, for what is easily my favorite place on the internet. I know you had a war and whatnot this weekend, but that doesn’t change the fact that you are all the best. And finally, there will hopefully be no more sappy posts from this guy in the future, but I had to say it some point. Also, thank you school board for giving me a half day in order to have the time to post this. Means the world. Clear eyes, full hearts, all of you.

“I have no idea of what the fuck I’m doing!!!”

I knew when it started with “I know that it’s hard” being captioned as “hi” that I was in for a treat.

Because of this post, I just spent my last half hour reading @ThatKevinSmith’s tweets. In other words, fuck you, Gabe.