I would like to nominate Surrogates. Bruce Willis with a silly stylish reddish blonde comb over that looks nothing like he really did when he was younger. Some of the scenes with the robots actually look like video game cutscenes and he did not shoot down one freakin’ helicopter with a taxi, very disappointing.

Also and I about 28-ish days early for Netflix rule but The American with Mr. Clooney. Talk about your less ambitous films. The only good part was when the The End FINALLY came on the screen.

Agree with the Book of Eli but you kinda had to figure Legion was going to be bad.

I have to agree although I can’t say if the whole movie is bad because I only made it through the first 10 minutes or so. So if there is a for sure the first ten minutes are bad category this wins!

The Usual People Just Standing Around Doing Nothing

I half agree. The Psyche half.

Dancing with Egg Nog

or if you prefer it “the other way”

Eggnogging with Wolves

The implication here is that there is a good Ernest movie and that this movie is dragging down the entire franchise.

Really if you have to say it twice it just isn’t as good.

Harold and Kumar Go to I Dreaming of a White Christmas-le

The Wicker Ginerbread Man

50 Tons

No “alt” as in not you “main” porn star. You know “alt” someone you play with to take a break from your main porn star. Agreed that the very knowledge of the concept is high nediness.

Three Men and a Family Medical Leave