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someone beat me with LITERALLY THE EXACT SAME COMMENT. I am a failure. But I went there so it counts more!

(Also I like the part where they say that 18% of Grinnell’s incoming class being transgendered is a “trend, like bellbottoms” instead of evidence that transgendered people want to go to a place where people are not like Fox & Friends)

Grinnell is in Iowa :)

 +21Posted on Oct 28th, 2010 | re: Halloween Costume Open Thread (429 comments)

I’ve always been really proud of this. Unfortunately all the costume materials were lost when my basement flooded and I’m too broke to replace it this year.

 -2Posted on Sep 28th, 2010 | re: Dear Outsourced, Please Kill Yourself (215 comments)

Just wanna put this out there: Generally, the reason westerners shit themselves/have diaherria/whatever when they go to India or Mexico or whatever, is not because of ‘dirty water’ but because your body needs time to get used to the unfamiliar enzymes that enter your digestive tract when you go to another part of the world. It definitely depends where you are (and some infrastructures are certainly lacking and a lot of people in these countries don’t have access to clean drinking water), but generally speaking, if you’ve been there awhile you can drink the tap water just fine.I’m probably not explaining this well but I have found it to be true and so have the people I have traveled with.

 0Posted on Sep 24th, 2010 | re: Exclusive Clip: Transformers 4: Transformost! (51 comments)

I lived in Madurai for a couple months; so many of their films and music videos have such potential for American viral fame. It’s a lot of this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E21blq2T0Do

 +2Posted on Sep 20th, 2010 | re: Boardwalk Empire Open Thread (45 comments)

You’re right about everything but it’s Flannery O’Connor :( :( :( :( I’M SORRY I JUST LOVER HER SO MUCH I WANT HER NAME TO BE SPELLED CORRECTLY

 0Posted on Sep 17th, 2010 | re: The Unfortunate Return Of The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time (940 comments)

I thought that analogy was supposed to be stupid and ineffective and that we’re supposed to hate that character?

 0Posted on Sep 15th, 2010 | re: Video Rental Stores Now Offering Tanning Beds (??!??) (37 comments)

Yeah, in the rural Iowa town where I attended college, the majority of the video stores had tanning booths. The nastiest rumors one could spread were about seeing certain students tanning when one went to rent videos.

 +6Posted on Sep 14th, 2010 | re: The Unfortunate Return Of The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time (940 comments)

shit, your early 20s is when you’re supposed to feel hopeful and romantic? I’m fucked.

 +3Posted on Sep 14th, 2010 | re: The Unfortunate Return Of The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time (940 comments)

I think a lot of people don’t like it because they don’t like melodramas, but they don’t know that because they don’t actually watch melodramas.

 +15Posted on Sep 14th, 2010 | re: The Unfortunate Return Of The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time (940 comments)

I don’t ENTIRELY agree with you but watching everybody eviscerate you for saying this is making me feel pretty bad about videogum right now

 +8Posted on Sep 14th, 2010 | re: The Unfortunate Return Of The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time (940 comments)

I’m with you. I didn’t think it’s as bad as you did but I don’t really understand why everyone loved it so much. It has some good parts but I kinda tuned out after “paging doctor faggot”. Boring. Also, yeah, pretty misogynist.

People have defended it to me by saying “but it was full of unknowns and it was the best grossing comedy of the summer!” which I totally don’t get. Since when is being a regular on a network television show or playing theatres as a stand up comedian count as being an unknown? And since when does a movie doing well mean it’s good?

(Zach Galifianakis is brilliant, though. Sorry.)

 +2Posted on Aug 11th, 2010 | re: Teenagers, You're Liking Music Wrong (225 comments)

I know what you’re saying but corporate interests using stuff like self awareness and irony and subversion for their own purposes hasn’t actually been going on forever. That stuff used to actually be useful.

 +11Posted on Aug 11th, 2010 | re: Teenagers, You're Liking Music Wrong (225 comments)

Did anyone else think from the thumbnail that this guy was a lesbian mosh warrior and not a guy?

 +4Posted on Aug 11th, 2010 | re: Teenagers, You're Liking Music Wrong (225 comments)

I listened to some of this. They actually sound even dumber than they look.

 +4Posted on Aug 11th, 2010 | re: Duh Aficionado Magazine: Guy Fieri Is The Larry The Cable Guy Of Food (33 comments)

Guy Fieri is the TGI Friday’s Buffalo Wings of people.

 0Posted on Aug 6th, 2010 | re: Jersey Shore S02E02: What's A M*****?! (48 comments)

Moolie. It’s Calabrian for nigger, basically.

 0Posted on Aug 1st, 2010 | re: Top Chef S07E06: Ethics Or Something (76 comments)

Worst part of this episode was when that one lady said “I don’t like the way swordfish eats”. Sorry, that is not a thing that anyone says. It sounds kind of like industry jargon, but think about it: that does not make one lick of sense (no pun intended).

 +1Posted on Jul 27th, 2010 | re: STATHAMQUEST! (54 comments)

A weird Phil Collins puppet version of Attack of the 50 Foot Statham happens in Crank 2. It’s great.

 +2Posted on Jul 23rd, 2010 | re: Visual Proof Of How Fun Comic-Con Is (68 comments)

I mean, I think this is pretty funny because to my sensibilities comic con seems like a pretty terrible place to go despite containing some interesting stuff, but aren’t nerds who would kill to be there instead of you guys kind of pissed about this ‘coverage?’

 +1Posted on Jul 2nd, 2010 | re: What Should Be The Tagline For James Cameron's 3D Black Eyed Peas Movie? (79 comments)

A 3D Black Eyed Peas Concert movie seems so redundant. Zero times any number is still zero, you know?

 +4Posted on May 14th, 2010 | re: R.I.P. Law & Order (40 comments)

Thank God for syndication. John Mulaney can do that piece for years to come!

(I don’t mean this in a “he’s a hack and doesn’t write new material” way, I mean it in a “I love this bit and want to hear it forever” way)

 0Posted on May 12th, 2010 | re: R.I.P. The Sarah Silverman Program (58 comments)

there’s nothing wrong with it, it’s just hard to judge who is funnier when you are simultaneously assessing physical attractiveness (this is why I have such a problem figuring out whether my love for Rob Huebel is ~~~comedically pure~~~~~)

 +7Posted on May 12th, 2010 | re: R.I.P. The Sarah Silverman Program (58 comments)

See that last part is sort of why none of your opinions about who’s funnier are worth anything.

(Silverman is more of a social satirist than people give her credit for, IMO)

 +7Posted on May 12th, 2010 | re: R.I.P. The Sarah Silverman Program (58 comments)

This show made me crap a book on how to puke. I’m going to miss it (even if sometimes it was kind of lame).