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If you don’t watch the whole video, you never get to see Bam Margera drink his own urine while he’s pissing it and then spit it out. I would hate for you all to miss out on that part of his story.
I’m also a little mad because I really did not expect it and I feel somewhat assaulted. Like, I know I can say, “I don’t know what I was expecting,” and just leave it at that, because I really don’t know why that’s so weird (given that it’s a song called I want my dick in my ass or whatever I don’t even care) – but this is just so horrible.
I will think of this video every time I see protests in the Middle East. You know he seems pretty fearless – maybe he should go fight a war or something.
… or how, like, they could have been in black-face and been speaking ebonics. That could have been really offensive too.
Oooo – or if it had been about the holocaust. Or about Mexicans. Those also would have been more offensive.
This is the best thing in the world and deserves a bigger videogum feature!
I have no earthly idea why I paused my Golden Girls DVD to watch this (it’s the episode where they win $10,000 on a lottery ticket but end up giving the ticket away by mistake), but here we are. If this was the ONLY thing I have seen of Victoria Jackson since “Celebrity” Fit Club, I would think this was a joke. Like, I know it’s a joke, but I mean an intentional joke. Maybe she’s just trolling everyone? Can I pretend that she’s doing some Andy Kaufman-esque, Borat-ish shtick and that she isn’t really insane?
I don’t know, the way she delivers some of the lines makes them sound sarcastic and actually just funny (like when she tries to give evidence of Obama’s communism, or says that Glenn Beck, Mike Huckabee, and Sean Hannity are the only ones who believe her. Particularly the latter just seems like a real joke.
No amount of fake sunglasses, wigs, or an ability to gesticulate with one’s hand while singing (…) can fix what’s wrong here.
Why use an iPod when you can hire someone to do what an iPod can – poorly?
I hope this gets cancelled mid season so I can use the “Aaaaaaaaand there goes Honey Boo Boo!” joke I wrote.
I just can’t wait until this show is cancelled mid season so I can use my “And there goes Honey Boo Boo” joke I just wrote.
This kid is going to grow up so gay. I’m calling it – holla at your boy in at least 12 years, you little dish you.
Where Mitt Romney learned the meaning of back-breaking work.
The ad they keep showing for the Joe Mande special on Comedy Central has a snippet of a joke about the first person to drink milk. Not to be “that guy”, but it sounds a lot like a joke Sarah Silverman told on her show (the episode where she licks her dog’s butt hole). Is this a conversation even worth re-hashing? Joke retelling versus stealing? I doubt he stole it – but has no one else in his circle of comedian friends seen Sarah’s show? Heard that bit? I might be off track. Am I off track?
“Vanilla Ice needs to iron his fucking shirt before he leaves the house.” – my mom if I were Vanilla Ice. Which I am…
After seeing this episode I, like Ke$ha, will now kick potential suitors to the curb unless they look like Mick Jagger.
Also, why the hell did it take me until NOW to realize Chris Parnell is my dream man?
Hello? Is this thing on?
“I don’t know why everyone gave Ina Garten shit. These Make-A-Wish things are a fucking pill.”
I have five words for these boys. “Stop – you don’t make sense.”
I was going to comment on this but I just realized that I’m late for “Go this way” practice.
When Taylor Swift told Justin Bieber he was “the worst,” I smiled.
If only “Shrek” had the same premise.
So is Bill Maher saying that liberals are the only ones that can be upset by gross misogyny?
God gave the bill of rights? To whom did God give it? We were only letting him borrow it. Why did he give it to someone? What a fucking dick.
Also, FINALLY justice for the unborn. Most important thing right there. Justice. For the unborn. You know – the not yet born. The not yet alive. They aren’t alive yet. And they want justice. They need it. And Rick Shitfroth is going to give it to them.
Necromancer in 2012
Um – old woman falls into younger large lavender woman at about 1:29. Like, it looks like she legitimately trips and falls into her. It happens right before Joan wipes all the pit-sweat from under her bat wing.
Also, I remember my mom having hair like Joan’s in the 90′s and for a split second, during one of the long shots I swore it was my mom awkwardly “rap dancing” about shopping (as I’m sure it was called back then).
And I suppose we’ll have to agree to disagree (with regards to insects, junior editors, and there’s a big conversation to be had about this site and vitriol and those that frequent this site – for another time in another medium maybe).
But you probably won’t here from me again until there’s another insect-related post.
The picture’s not displaying for me. Are we still talking about this?
It accomplishes that I have a place to anonymously vent all of my frustration (ALL OF IT) at something I used to love, then hated, then started to like again, and now completely hate but want very much to enjoy. But really it’s either this (spewing hatred all over the internet about things that actually matter to me – I’m an entomologist) or doing this in real life at real people.
And I didn’t want anyone to think I was the centre of the universe. But know that I am angry and vibrating.
I guess I really just dislike Kelly’s writing.
So I’m not sorry for swearing and indulging in every whim online. But if you’ve never encountered people that say these things in comment portions of blogs before then I need to ask (and this is kind of a joke, but also serious): is this your first time on the internet?
And you’re a fucking piece of shit.