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I live in Austin Texas and have noticed that the new way to pick up women is to say, “Hey girl, did you know Ryan Gosling will be downtown at (bank place) at (blank time?). Like shooting fish in a barrel. Oh and does this rag smell like chloroform?
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Bitches be drinking.
This water is way better than that federal prisons shit, but why didn’t the waiter ask to check my dog fur poncho at the door?