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Richard Lawson! Richard Lawson! My week just got 10290183470943% better.
Ok – I feel bad telling this story, because I love my brother so. But one time when he was really young (7? 8?) we were having a conversation, more of an argument, and he was mad about something. And he very sauvely said “It’s called STUPIDISM, Holly!” I’m thinking about bringing it back. Stupidism!
I won! I won! I won the sweater! Now it’s time for a Friday dance.
Careful, man, there’s a beverage here!
Oh god, oh god. I’m old.
Underwater Basket Weaving.
I was gonna say: he probably also knows how to open your refrigerator and eat all of your food, and also get into your room and eat your shoes while you are gone!
Favorite part: the awkward handshake, “nice to see you”, and stilted small talk before they sit down to the interview. Nice to see you, Jeffrey Dahmer. Pleasure to make your acquaintance!
An excuse to post this video, which I love:
Can I just say CREEPY INCEST MONSTER RAPE.
That’s really all you needed to say, Gabe.
Also I hate this movie more than anything ever. So much so that my boyfriend is not even allowed to talk about it, not even to say “she hates this movie more than anything ever.”
Sigh. I wanted to like the Ice Storm. It’s dark! Cusack! Reitman! But yeah, it really was a POS movie.
There is a special place in hell for screenwriters/directors who rely on voiceovers to ruin their films. Except for Charlie Kaufman. Who specifically addressed it in Adaptation.
I’ll take you for a ride. . .in my garbage truck. . .
I’m so excited and so, so sorry Gabe.
wasn’t that the basis for the movie Stargate?
YES. So much hate. That movie still traumatizes me to this day and I saw it a year ago.
Yes. He’s a 3 year old with a Wii. Makes sense.
Those poor white people! They have NOTHING! Won’t somebody think of the white people??
I don’t know, feminist Hulk recently tweeted that she Hulk Smashes for all forms of social justice!
Makes no sense, or makes the characters total cowards. Just tell the neighbors to fuck off! Why are you planning this elaborate lie and evasion scheme to look good to some asshole neighbor?
Like 90% of sitcom and movie debacles (usually comedy) could be avoided with gratuitous use of the middle finger.
I bring you love!
Oh! Gabe! Could I pre-submit the movie Splice for WMOAT? I saw that movie one year ago and it still chills me with horrible rage-hate.