Oh yeah! I forgot about that. Wareheim photobomb!

I think I would rather watch your dreams than watch Parenthood anymore.

I’m really over Max. I know in a family you are not allowed to be “over” one of your kids, no matter how Aspergers he is, but I am over this kid and his behavior, no matter how much not-his-fault it is. I wish they would put him in a special school somewhere far away and let’s get back to the fun stuff. I mean, I don’t wish REAL people would do that to their REAL kids with REAL problems. That would be awful. But I’m not watching TV to deal with imaginary people’s imaginary kid’s imaginary problems. (I’m not a monster, right? I’m allowed to be annoyed with pretend kids?)

“[Rainman memorable quotes]“

“Be the Jamie Lee Curtis character in that movie” is my favorite advice, ever.

omg i’ve been waiting all day for this and now you’ve said all of my thoughts, as if you were reading my stasis dreams from my hybernation pod.

I read this interview (http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1687022/prometheus-secrets-damon-lindelof.jhtml) where Damon Lindelof lets us in on the movie’s “secrets” LOLOLOL.

I was confused as to why, after only being aware of a substance for a few hours, the robot would want to poison that alcoholic scientist with it. And Lindelof’s answer is basically that a hybernating nonagenerian ordered the robot to poison the scientist in the hopes that the scientist would impregnate his girlfriend with an alien baby. BECAUSE WHY? I don’t get his end game, really. Guy Pearce is like, “WHATEVER, I’M OLD AND I CAN’T WAIT AROUND TO SEE WHAT THIS SHIT IS OR WHAT IT DOES, JUST GET IT INTO SOMEBODY ALREADY.”

“a life of steakhouse unemployment” – lolololololol. <3 you so much sometimes.

At this point, I feel like NBC is fucking with everyone. They know if we think it’s going to be canceled everyone will work hard to spread the word and get people to watch. This is all part of their marketing plan.

Let’s all pool our money and start a new network.

I wish this episode was called Pudding in a Cloud.

I’m pretty sure this is a bottom story.

Also, “tough scoops” is a real understatement. A real gross understatement.

Oh! Please everyone love BFFs (or at least give it a shot!) My friend Steve is on that show (“Rav”) and it makes me feel super awesome to know a person on a primetime sitcom – it’s like being friends with Fonzie!

Also, its good! It has a little first season growing to do, but it’s super good. And Quinetta (the adorable 9-yr-old neighbor girl) is the best. (The second best. Go Rav!)

Watch it!!!!!!

Also, this letter is SO CLEARLY written for other people to read. There’s no shorthand–everything, every memory, every detail is written out and explained, even though he’s speaking to someone who was there when it happened…?

I’m officially calling baloney on this whole mess. Both of them should just go to bed.

Yeah it’s weird to use someone else’s accusations as more proof that he’s an asshole. I mean, you sort of don’t need more proof, but if you did, this would not be that proof.

If anything, it makes me think Joe Eszterhas is an asshole (where previously I could not have been bothered to have an opinion about Joe Eszterhas). Who continues to work with a guy that constantly refers to people as “hebes” and “oven-dodgers”? I don’t give a fuck if it means your job or your career–you fucking walk away from that dude and you don’t look back.