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I hate the Fuckin’ Beatles, man!

In reality, this is about the accurate amount of time it’d take to climb a vine to the clouds.

 +5Posted on Feb 16th, 2011 | re: Like Books? Like Videogames? (111 comments)

House of the Dead Leaves.

 +2Posted on Jan 21st, 2011 | re: PFFFFFFFFBBBBBBBBBT! (21 comments)

Everybody’s pregnant with all of Josh Groban’s babies.

 +1Posted on Jan 18th, 2011 | re: Best New Party Game 44: Winter Movies (229 comments)

Husky Day Afternoon

 +1Posted on Jan 18th, 2011 | re: Best New Party Game 44: Winter Movies (229 comments)

Also:

Double Double Jeopardy

 +5Posted on Jan 18th, 2011 | re: Best New Party Game 44: Winter Movies (229 comments)

Tim Horton Hears A Who

 +2Posted on Jan 5th, 2011 | re: Best New Party Game 42: #lessambitiousmovies (338 comments)

The Kids Are Okay, I Suppose

 +2Posted on Nov 23rd, 2010 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Holiday Movie Nominees (416 comments)

How about Planes, Trains, and Automobiles?

I love it, but I’m sure everyone else hates it.

 +1Posted on Nov 15th, 2010 | re: World's Biggest Harry Potter Fan (56 comments)

It’s a good thing they put a disclaimer. Good thing they did, or people might think they were gay.

And we can’t have that in 21st century America, especially from our Harry Potters.

 +3Posted on Nov 10th, 2010 | re: Best New Party Game 37: #BoringMovies (457 comments)

The Shawshank Redeemable Shares

 +10Posted on Nov 10th, 2010 | re: Best New Party Game 37: #BoringMovies (457 comments)

Kindabad

 +15Posted on Nov 10th, 2010 | re: Best New Party Game 37: #BoringMovies (457 comments)

The 40-Year-Old Man with a Relatively Average Sex Life for Someone His Age

 +18Posted on Sep 17th, 2010 | re: Stephen Colbert And Jon Stewart Announce A Parody Event (32 comments)

Wait, am I not supposed to like The Daily Show and the Colbert Report anymore either? Why am I not allowed to like all these things that I like? I don’t want to be a bad person.

 -1Posted on Sep 15th, 2010 | re: The Unfortunate Return Of The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time (940 comments)

Can we nominate Shakespeare In Love or has that been done before? I haven’t really been keeping track that much.

 +2Posted on Sep 15th, 2010 | re: The Unfortunate Return Of The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time (940 comments)

Am I a bad person for liking American Beauty?

I really like the film American Beauty, but now I think I’m supposed to not and it scares me.

 +2Posted on Sep 8th, 2010 | re: And Thus The Internet Says Goodbye To The Insane Clown Posse (78 comments)

R.I.P. Ass Dan jokes.

 +2Posted on Sep 1st, 2010 | re: Conan O'Brien Announces The Name Of His TBS Show (66 comments)

This is the best comment I’ve ever seen on this site ever in the history of ever.

 +9Posted on Aug 16th, 2010 | re: The Videogum Movie Club: Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World (136 comments)

I was actually worried Michael Cera wasn’t enough of a jerk to accurately play Scott Pilgrim, who is a character who is a jerk, but I wasn’t pleasantly surprised.

I agree with people who said Kim Pine was underused, because she was and I enjoyed the parts in the book where you got to know more about Kim’s history with Scott.

Also, Ex’s 5 and 6 felt very rushed, getting no back story and absolutely NO dialogue! I hope there are features on the DVD’s which I will buy explaining this.

 +23Posted on Jul 21st, 2010 | re: See You At Comic-Con 2010! (BONUS: BNPG) (1095 comments)

You can’t try to re-nerd a movie which is already deep seeded in nerdom.

That’s be like submitting “Free USS Enterprise”.

On a related note: Free USS Enterprise

 +10Posted on Jul 12th, 2010 | re: The Videogum Movie Club: Predators (90 comments)

If I knew how to make and post images, I would make an image of Brodyquest Brody playing guitar with Topher Grace in the background and the words “FUND IT!” Superimposed over it, and then I would post it in reply to your post.

 0Posted on Jun 24th, 2010 | re: Best New Party Game 26: Do You Mean The One Where... (420 comments)

What’s that Sam Mendes movie about disturbing suburban life?

 +53Posted on Jun 15th, 2010 | re: What Should The Tagline Be For Don't Text Mom The Babysitter's Dead (88 comments)

Don’t Tell Mom The Babysitter changed her relationship status to “It’s Complicated”

(SPOILER ALERT: It’s complicated because she’s dead)

 +1Posted on Jun 7th, 2010 | re: The Videogum Why Don't YOU Caption It? Contest: Sad Keanu Reeves (197 comments)

“I miss Bill”

 +1Posted on May 19th, 2010 | re: Best New Party Game 23: Lost Movies (273 comments)

Raising Aaronzonia