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Not pictured: Ned Ryerson
D is for Divorce.
I agree with that assessment. The plot hole that I couldn’t really forgive was needing Khan’s blood to revive Kirk when there were 72 OTHER SLEEPING SUPERBLOODS available on the ship. But my moviegoing companion remarked that the blood in question was “on ice” and probably needed to be microwaved or something.
“Kirk, you’re a loose cannon. We’re taking back your ship.” *BANG* “Oh well, admiral’s dead. Here’s your ship again.” PS I LIKED THIS MOVIE, TOO.
Too much nudity.
Someone needs to make an anthology of these compilations every month.
Till Earth do us part.
I paid $1,200 for a solid gold shot cup. This Goop one seems like a bargain in comparison.
If you guys are into this you should contribute to their Roundhousekickstarter.
Goodbye, Mr. Chipotle
LOL
The sixth guy dies and leaves the rest of them to raise each other. PARTY OF FIVE GUYS.
Pain and Gain 2: Steak and Shake
Panera’s Labyrinth
“Momagers are the best because we can carpool.” -Nobody
Lunch aside, this story seems to be about people making great life choices!
She really puts the “tramp” in “trampoline” — amirite?
FYI the last time I went out of town I asked James Franco to pick up my mail, feed the dog, water the plants, etc. He did a great job.
I dunno, the autotuned version of the Nuremberg Trials is pretty fantastic.
Stop, collaborate and listen: Cassandra’s back with a brand-new time-lapse video.
Don’t Mind Me, I’ll Just Sit Here in the Dark Knight
Spies Like Uterus
MATRON: Legacy
How to Make an American Guilt
Starring Lena Done ‘Em