If you don’t like Life Aquatic then you don’t like going on rides and if you don’t like going on rides what are you doing at the movies? Go to your local library take a random book off of the shelf, hold it up to your head and predict how you think it should end. Then if it doesn’t end that way tell everyone you didn’t like it. Repeat until satisfied that you’ve proven your point that stories don’t live up to your expectations.