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Thoughts/ideas/feelings, eh? Sweet. Ok, I’ve got one of those.
As a fellow Gabe, I feel that Gabe and I have a special bond that makes it easier for me to bring up delicate subjects, such as asking him to PLEASE WRITE SHORTER DAMN PARAGRAPHS FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
“That’s the last time you put a knife in me! You hear me?!”
Wow, that’s the only time I’ve laughed at anything ’2 1/2 Men’ related.
Also, it appears that Charlie’s true form is sans legs (?) … Looks like he killed two birds with one stone by coming to Earth, since we was able to fit on a couple hollow fake legs to use as handy-dandy coke carrying cases. I DEMAND THEY CUT CHARLIE SHEEN’S LEGS OPEN TO CHECK THIS THEORY!
This is totally “news” that belongs on a “news” network, amirite?
Is anyone else surprised that Conan stuck with the ‘ex talk show host’ beard-o look? Not to see that he looks terrible, but he was looking a little ginger hobo/Harry Knowles out there. That being said, he affirmed my existence as a consumer and human being last night, so stop bothering me about stupid things like beards! Geez….
What Republicans say: “What happened to America?”
What Republicans mean: “What possessed so many of you to vote for a dirty Negro?”
There ya go. FTFY.
“So this is the third movie where we’re supposed to still be pointlessly shooting at these huge extraterrestrial robots even though we’ve never accomplished anything whatsoever by doing so?”
“Sounds good. Where’s my paycheck wrangler?”
The harpoons. Man them.