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 0Posted on Apr 22nd | re: Best New Party Game: Earth Day Movies (58 comments)

We Should All Think About That Place Where The Wild Things Are

 0Posted on Apr 22nd | re: Best New Party Game: Earth Day Movies (58 comments)

The Damage We’re Doing To Our Planet Is Irréversible

 0Posted on Apr 22nd | re: Best New Party Game: Earth Day Movies (58 comments)

Saving Private Island

 0Posted on Mar 22nd | re: Friday Giveaway: The Place Beyond The Pines Prize Pack (47 comments)

Oh my goodness what a terrifying question. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind is an acceptable answer, yeah?

 +2Posted on Mar 15th | re: Friday Giveaway: A Bunch Of Star Wars Prize Packs! (36 comments)

I’ve got a very bad feeling about this.

 +25Posted on Mar 4th | re: Best New Party Game: Spring Break Movies! (85 comments)

Breasts of the Southern Wild

 +35Posted on Feb 25th | re: It Might Finally Be Time To Admit That The Oscars Inherently Suck (106 comments)

My computer is entirely convinced that “900-year-old” is a phone number that I definitely want to call.

 +1Posted on Jan 23rd | re: Parenthood Season Finale Open Thread (13 comments)

I’m worried about Mark.

 +3Posted on Jan 23rd | re: Parenthood Season Finale Open Thread (13 comments)

I had a dream on Monday night that I had somehow missed watching this episode. I went to see what grade it had been given on AVClub to know how excited to be, and saw that it got an A. Then I inadvertently read the first sentence of the review, which was something like “Make sure you find a room in which you can comfortably cry for an entire hour”. I was incredibly excited because I knew what this meant for Kristina (against everything I had been expecting), and when I woke up I was incredibly disappointed. Let’s not even get into how wrong that dream was…

And Martha Marcy May Marlene!

 +1Posted on Dec 21st, 2012 | re: Trust Fall FAIL (17 comments)

SnorriCam!

 +3Posted on Oct 31st, 2012 | re: An Oral History Of Boy Meets World's Horror Parody Episode (6 comments)

AHHH THERE’S NO E IN CORY NOW?

 +3Posted on Oct 31st, 2012 | re: An Oral History Of Boy Meets World's Horror Parody Episode (6 comments)

#FeenyHatesFences #JackIsStraightMan #EricTooDumb #PencilsNotBlood #ScreamForKids #FifthSeasonFun #SouthParkFTW #CoreyAndTopangaGetMarried #FebruaryHalloween

 +5Posted on Oct 22nd, 2012 | re: BREAKING: NEW TRAMPOLINE ACCIDENT! (10 comments)

I can’t wait for the second angle, from the guy filming above those bushes…

 0Posted on Oct 18th, 2012 | re: The Videogum Why Don't YOU Caption It? Contest: Wolverine Gangnam Style (29 comments)

Apparently memecreator was a terrible choice.

 +1Posted on Oct 16th, 2012 | re: The Videogum Why Don't YOU Caption It? Contest: Wolverine Gangnam Style (29 comments)

 +3Posted on Oct 3rd, 2012 | re: Moby Dick, Except In Space: The Movie Sounds Great, Actually (30 comments)

And that one grumpy old guy always had a Flask! And that other outcast guy had a Stubb after he got shot in the leg…

 +4Posted on Sep 24th, 2012 | re: The Videogum Movie Club: The Master (64 comments)

“Philip Seymour Hoffman! Holy moly!”?

Pretty sure you mean “Philip Seymour Hoffman, holla.”

 +8Posted on Aug 30th, 2012 | re: Best New Party Game 70: End Of Summer Movies (69 comments)

Das Boots

 +9Posted on Aug 30th, 2012 | re: Best New Party Game 70: End Of Summer Movies (69 comments)

Coldboy

 +9Posted on Aug 30th, 2012 | re: Best New Party Game 70: End Of Summer Movies (69 comments)

Ephemeral Sunshine of the Grassless Lawn

 +3Posted on Aug 29th, 2012 | re: BATMAN RUMOR ALERT! BATMAN RUMOR ALERT! (36 comments)

“Friend of Batman-On-Film”, presumably.

 +6Posted on Aug 13th, 2012 | re: Breaking Bad S05E05: THAT POOR BABY! (113 comments)

I thought they were adding 920gal water to get the same weight as 1000gal of methylamine, which means that water is denser and should have sunk to the bottom. I missed like three minutes of the episode thinking this through and then hoping Walt also thought it through.

 +2Posted on Jul 31st, 2012 | re: Better Ways Lindsay Lohan Can Deal With Filming A Sex Scene (21 comments)

She was just recreating the same scene from Cracks in the Shell (Die Unsichtbare), right?