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I haven’t watched it in a long time, but I remember loving Matt Damon in Stuck On You.
I did the same thing. First I was like, oh nice, they made him some sort of doggie jet ski and attached it to a boat. Then, I saw that he had grip on the handle bars, and I was like… da fuc?
Killer Karaoke – making people scared of teddy bears since 2012.
southernbitch… catching mice is is hard! I once bought this cheap humane mouse trap that was this clear plastic rectangular cube and it had a door that could be pushed in, but not pushed out. I put some cheese at the end, and I caught a little tiny mouse in it. I stared at it, because it was cute. It freaked him out. I would pick up the box, and it would scramble in the box. I didn’t want to just put it out in my backyard, because it would find it’s way back into the house. And I didn’t want to be seen putting it outside around my neighborhood or drive it somewhere else. I think in the end, I tried to put it into a shoebox, and it jumped out… and hid somewhere else in my house and then my cheese got stuck, and I threw the trap away.
I’m about to share another sad story.
Then one time, in a store that I worked at, we had a mouse. And I told the company, and they put huge industrial glue traps around the area. It never showed up again. One day some construction workers wanted to borrow our vacuum, so we let them. We told them that it didn’t suck up very much. They, being handy men, opened up the vacuum… the mouse had been living in the vacuum eating paper and was dead and stuck in there. It made me sad. They are cute little critters. Much better than cockroaches and crickets and beetles…
Guys, I feel like a bad Videogummer. I haven’t been reading a lot of the articles/comments or posting, but I can’t resist posting here.
My internet (COX) has been crappy, and my internet has been going out in the afternoons. I spend most of my days in Starbucks trying to study (like right now for instance). The COX guy came today and said that they have to change all the wires and have to have some contractor do it. Bleh. Other than that, I just started a job yesterday, so I have no ME time. I didn’t have a costume, so I wore a somewhat nice dress to class. In case anyone actually read my post last time, I still have no luck talking to my crush.
True Story: I refuse to watch Argo because of Ben Affleck’s face.
Oh! How much I wanted to tell you guys about my day, but didn’t have the construction to do so! Now I do!
My day was very normal today. Went to school, almost fell asleep in school, teacher was being very confusing and teaching badly… But lately I have been acting like a teenage girl, because I have a superficial crush on one of my classmates, who I haven’t had the right opportunity or chance to talk to. Today, after much deliberation, I sort of dressed up to school, and I went over to talk to a guy who sits next to him. I was hoping this would break the ice somehow, and it would become a three-way conversation. Well that didn’t happen since he was conversing with someone else who was standing behind me and that confused me so much, and I was so bummed. Any advice? I’m too shy.
He thought the other face on the back was its evil twin/alter ego. It wasn’t as angry as the front.
I think we’ve seen a video of hers before, so I feel better knowing that her mom does make-up tutorials and is using her stuff… BUT I am still jealous that she knows how to apply make-up better than me and doesn’t look like a clown with make-up on.
I forgot to put this on the Thursday Night Open Thread and am lazy to go back, but I found a classmate that also watches Parks and Recreation. He thinks that April and Ben will have a fling, and I refuse to acknowledge this!!!!!!
Also related story, I used to work at Blockubster… and when it closed (ahh no why!?), all the dvds were like $5, which is not really a great sale. These two maybe 40s-50s soccer moms came up and bought I Love You, Man. And one of them was doing the air guitaring thing and said the quote. Basically, that is what I want to grow up to be.
I really love that movie, and I really recommend it! Paul Rudd does fall into his typical character (awkward business man type), but ahh my favoritest thing to say about air guitaring is in it.
You sound unhappy and that makes me sad. Making friends is hard! I wish my life were like “I Love You, Man,” and I made a bromance with Jason Segel. Just try to put yourself out there to make friends like Paul Rudd’s character did. Haha! I know that feels. In fact, I was just talking to my friend about how at my undergrad, I hated it because in class it was so hard to make friends. I’m in grad school, where I pretty much have nothing in common with people other than career, and so far no luck in the friend category, more like classmate acquaintances. I know if I keep trying, I’ll find someone awesome. Marriage is cool and all, but at the right time.
I like you guy’s story better, but I do feel sad about my poor fork. Leather jacket with a picture of the eagle on the back sounds nice.
Reminds me of a pharmacist I work with, who made an offer on a house when his daughter was born, and now she’s 10 months and Bank of America is making him do all this paperwork still!! But really, it’s first world problems, because he has another house. Twist! Good luck with your life!
Perhaps I should try this tatted hair cutter thing. All mine are asian people, and so far it’s been a toss up. I thought people always hate their haircuts until it grows on them and you start to look cute somehow, because you’re confident. No?
My day was pretty boring. Lately, I’ve been trying to wake up early to study, but instead I just turn off my alarm and have luckily been able to wake up naturally about 45 minutes before I usually leave for class. Although, the morning got kind of sour when roaches tried to attack me in my shower. I live in a ghetto area…
I drove to class and went on a different route to get coffee. I was proud of myself for deciding that I will always take this route in the morning, because it’s faster and I can get coffee as I please.
At school, I put my makeshift lunch bag, a paper Starbucks bag, on the counter with my fork it, since I put my frozen lunch in the freezer. When I came back to this area, my bag and fork were gone. So, screw you school! I can’t eat noodle soup without any utensil. I went home.
Now I’m at home trying to study. I excitedly received a phone call from my friend and am expecting some snail mail from my mom and friend. So life is pretty good overall. How is your day Gabe and Kelly?
That is so crazy. I don’t get how science works and all, but I wonder if he dreamed. I mean that is scary to just wake up, and you’re flying in air.
The singer also gives you scary eyes during their performance.
I loved this!!!!!!!!!!
I said “I want to fucking kill Carl.” Great minds.
I think maybe Bruce Willis intentionally set it to be “late”, so that Joseph Gordon-Levitt wouldn’t automatically shoot him. He’s late, so JGL has time to reflect on what the shiz is happening. As a bonus, no cheese cloth!
Yes yes, this was probably my favorite thing about the movie as well. As I was watching it, I was thinking “Am I getting mind fucked right now? Yes, yes I am.”
Fact: Wentworth Miller is a babe and also has a funny first name.
What the hell? There is like no chorus in this song, and his voice is so monotone and repetitive. It’s not even catchy. Ugh!!!! These words sound nice together and they describe cool. The coolest. NOT!