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[Henry has gathered the family into Royal's room]
Henry Sherman: Pagoda has something to say.
Pagoda: [points at Royal] He has a cancer.
Henry Sherman: No, he doesn’t. I know what stomach cancer looks like. I’ve seen it. And you don’t eat three cheeseburgers a day with french fries if you got it. The pain is excruciating.
Royal: How would you know?
Henry Sherman: My wife had it. Not only is there no Dr. McClure at Colby General, there is no Colby General. It closed in 1974.
Royal: [getting out of bed] Aw, shit, man.
Pagoda: Oh, shit, man.
a round of upvotes for puns sake
“See what happens?
Do you see what happens,
When big black death breathes on you with his breath?
I’m wild and woolly and a bloating bully,
I’ll strike you down and then,
I’ll strike you down again”
There, but for the grace of God, goes your dad.
Am I doing this right?