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No worries, your feet will find it for you!

 +1Posted on Jun 13th, 2012 | re: The Videogum Why Don't YOU Caption It? Contest: 100 Years Of Paramount (118 comments)

Totally! Why is his head so SMALL?

 0Posted on Jun 9th, 2012 | re: Our Dreams Are So Small (42 comments)

It’s not *technically* good, but with some training it might become phenomenal.

 +1Posted on Jun 7th, 2012 | re: Amanda Bynes Rests Her Case For The Honorable Judge Obama (36 comments)

Agreed!

 +3Posted on Jun 1st, 2012 | re: Just A Pretty Good Interview With Two Girls Who Robbed A Child (75 comments)

I hope that if I ever have cause to be that pixellated, it will be that flattering.

 +11Posted on May 30th, 2012 | re: Does Anyone Have Anything To Say About Men In Black 3? (57 comments)

I realize no one will read this, late to the party, but… when I saw Godzilla in an empty theater, a woman came in and sat in the chair RIGHT NEXT TO ME and proceeded to breastfeed an infant.

Duh, I moved. I’m no prude about breastfeeding, but come on! It’s common knowledge to leave a courtesy “buffer” seat if the space allows for it, right? but ESPECIALLY if you are going to feed your baby milk from your boob while watching a giant lizard for some reason.

Someone please read this.

 +4Posted on May 24th, 2012 | re: Today We Are All This Slinky On A Treadmill (38 comments)

What’s dumber, that I don’t know why this works, or knowing that when someone tries to explain it to me, I still won’t understand?

 0Posted on Dec 10th, 2011 | re: Friday Giveaway: Our Idiot Brother DVD And Soundtrack! (17 comments)

Once a co-worker was explaining to me that her husband takes the FERRY to work… but I thought she said, “FAIRY.” And after considering this for a good minute, I said, incredulously, “Your husband believes in FAIRIES!?”

I was an adult at the time.

 +3Posted on Sep 8th, 2011 | re: Your Back To The Future Shoes Are Coming, Nerds! (25 comments)

I’m baffled… WHY didn’t they release these shoes in time for all the 25th anniversary/eric-stoltz hype last year? Is there some kind of amazing technological advance in shoe-ery involved that prohibited them from being able to cash in on the nostalgia when there actually was some buzz around this?

Sorry, Nike, too little to late. But the music still gets me. Silvestri-for-the-win!

 +3Posted on Aug 23rd, 2011 | re: Just For Us Girls: Disney Princesses Sing A Song Together In Real Life!! (30 comments)

Am I the only person hysterical over the rapid fire shutter clicks? Chill, dude, you’ll get the shot.

 +4Posted on Apr 23rd, 2010 | re: Lost S06E14: You Belong With Locke (142 comments)

My favorite part:

Ben is riding in the ambulance with Locke? And the paramedic says, “Do you know this man?”

Nah, dude, I’m just along for the ride… can you let me off at Office Depot? I’m running low on history stuff.

WTF?