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New season, if being watched in the morning, must be watched with vodka and a piece of toast.

new season must be watched partially then you run outside to chase squirrels #ADD

 0Posted on May 15th | re: This Is Just A Good Movie Trailer (11 comments)

I paused Breaking Bad reruns for this?!?

oh holy knight rider

 +3Posted on Nov 21st, 2012 | re: Is Killer Karaoke Hosted By Steve-O The Best Show Of All Time? (33 comments)

Move over Breaking Bad

 +2Posted on Jul 25th, 2012 | re: Do Not Play This Prank On Your Wife (19 comments)

my best friend’s dad played this exact trick on his wife during a rode trip once. i supported then and I support it now.

this is also the family that tied knives to my best friend’s doll’s hands when he was 5 and told him “Chucky found you” upon him discovering it so…..

 +1Posted on Jul 19th, 2012 | re: Breaking Bad S05E01: The Magnet Plan That Could Never Fail (89 comments)

 0Posted on Jun 10th, 2012 | re: Mad Men: Everybody Hurts (186 comments)

Hanging with Mr. Cooper Sterling Draper.

 +6Posted on Jul 6th, 2011 | re: In A Moment, We Will Get To The Dancing (65 comments)

…..why did this guy choose to film this exact pigeon at this exact moment?

 +3Posted on Jun 30th, 2011 | re: Harrison Ford Calls Shia LaBeouf "An Idiot," LET THE FEUD BEGIN! (48 comments)

hey! I just started working at Lucasfilm!

that’s all I have to say about that.

but this guy in the attached article got it right

“why do hipsters like Harrison Ford?
because he’s indie.” – some guy from the internet.

 +1Posted on Jun 17th, 2011 | re: Best New Party Game: Describe Your Penis With A Movie (254 comments)

The Godfather, Part II (it was the longest one)

Jeff Goldblum Is watching you piano.

 +54Posted on Jun 9th, 2011 | re: Draw Something: Ed Helms' The Hangover Part II Tattoo (80 comments)

loophole!

 0Posted on Jun 8th, 2011 | re: What Should The Tagline Be For Salt 2? (48 comments)

Salt 2

Bam!

directed by Emeril Lagasse

 +20Posted on Jun 3rd, 2011 | re: This Week In GIFs (88 comments)

 0Posted on Jun 3rd, 2011 | re: Best New Party Game 55: Movie Food Trucks (156 comments)

The Sandwichlot

 0Posted on Jun 1st, 2011 | re: Best New Party Game 55: Movie Food Trucks (156 comments)

‘Meet Me In St. Louis – Style Ribs’

 +1Posted on Jun 1st, 2011 | re: Best New Party Game 55: Movie Food Trucks (156 comments)

Kung Tofu Panda

 +11Posted on Jun 1st, 2011 | re: Best New Party Game 55: Movie Food Trucks (156 comments)

“Meet the Pho-kers”

 0Posted on Mar 14th, 2011 | re: The Japanese Tsunami OR: Pets Taking Naps (69 comments)

Dogzilla!

 0Posted on Feb 16th, 2011 | re: The Billboard Equivalent of Birds Falling Out of the Sky? (26 comments)

Glee really just seems to be a sort of metasearch for people who don’t want to be bothered to track down the original songs.

(really though, what Glee does and what most musicians do is so fundamentally different that to have them in the same category just goes to show that the industry itself doesn’t even have a clue what is going on anymore) (see also :Best New Artist Nominee Category, 2011)

 +20Posted on Feb 7th, 2011 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Splice (177 comments)

 +1Posted on Jan 26th, 2011 | re: Gwyneth Paltrow Upskirt (283 comments)

(it’s a plush toy, baby polar bears have less and wirey hair and look pretty gruesome)

(but cute nonetheless)

 -8Posted on Jan 26th, 2011 | re: Gwyneth Paltrow Upskirt (283 comments)

holy smokes, calm down people who need calming down, A.) it’s the internet,. 2.) I mean, don’t people on here weekly bash her, but now are running to her defense because she was “exploited” or something, I’m not sure I lost track, and 3.) you can’t even SEE her Goop.

now, watch this, and reset the internet….