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Answering phone calls with your iPod earbuds is a lot like answering phone calls with a Bluetooth headset: IT’S FUCKING STUPID!
Hey, the Owen Wilson wants what it wants.
“HOW COULD I HAVE IMAGINED I WOULD CONTRIBUTE TO THIS HORRIBLE FUTURE?!”
-George Washington Carver
You have to wonder how many high fives went around the NBC offices when they finally got clearance from the network execs to air this.
“Dara, we had to do some embarrassing things, but they’re gonna let us go live the raccoon peanut butter jar head electrical pole story. DON’T FUCK IT UP!”
Well, that didn’t work.
GUYS, I KNOW I’M REAL LATE TO THE GAME, BUT HOW DO I INSERT PHOTOS IN THESE COMMENTS??
Oh, I’m lovin’ that spellin’ pun!
SHOULDA GOT DIDDY MOTHERFUCKER!
They’re walking around on their pants with their backwards baseball caps, watching commercials for Air New Zealand.
Yeah, I need to know who at the ad agency was like, “YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD MAKE THIS PROBABLY MULTI-MILLION DOLLAR COMMERCIAL FOR AN AIRLINE BETTER AND DEFINITELY SELL MORE PLANE TICKETS?? IF WE HAD SNOOP SWEARING A BUNCH AT THE END OF THE AD!”
I’m going to say, in such a way as I’d like it to be known that I have no personal issues with Mans, that I did not care for this review. I didn’t think it was pretentious, but I could have done without the undergraduate philosophy lesson. Except for the part about rolling over and over in a pickup truck in a ditch, I, well, I didn’t think it was funny at all, and I don’t think it’s too much to expect that a Videogum article be humorous, because I think that’s a large part of why it’s popular(?). I like that there’s been a little more variety on the site, and, hey, we should all applaud Mans for being a LITERATE AND COHERENT WRITER AT ALL IN THIS TERRIBLE AGE WE CALL INTERNET, so please don’t get mad at me, everyone.
Oh hell yeah.
I would not feel bad if I made a comment suggesting this gentleman should kill himself and then if he actually went out and committed suicide.
I guess my only response to this guy’s message is
He looks so hopeful when he mentions the penis-in-mouth thing.
I’m not sure if this would have been better as a Teen Korner post or not.
Just, goddammit. Really, I mean. Like, what the FUCK, NASA?
I don’t think Jimmy Smits did, either.
This kid is:
A. About to get picked up for a full season by CBS
B. Darren Aronofsky’s son
C. Fired (POW POW POW!)
Since South Park?
WHY IS JENNIFER CONNOLY PRETEND MARRIED TO VINCE VAUGHN IN THIS MOVIE WHEN SHE COULD BE REAL MARRIED TO ME IN WHATEVER THE MINIMUM AMOUNT OF TIME IT TAKES TO FILE MARRIAGE PAPERS IS?
This was probably all filmed in my nightmares/Glenn Beck’s daydreams.