I wanna know why this review managed to talk about every dumb nonsensical thing in this film without mentioning the ANY of the following (which stood out WAAAAAAY more to me):

1. Cyber computerized turret JAMS
2. Cyber people explode into pixels but vehicles SMOKE LIKE REAL WORLD CARS when they start to have trouble
3. Cyber roast on cyber lettuce that’s full of color when everything else is basically trichromatic

But mostly I’m wondering why ANY of the above (or any of Gabe’s points) matter when we’re talking about a movie that’s premise revolves around a guy who goes into a videogame to save his father from a younger doppelganger named CLU who plans on stealing a circle from Jeff Bridge’s back so he can make all digital people into real physical human beings who will take over Earth. THIS IS CLEARLY NOT A MOVIE MEANT TO BE SCRUTINIZED! Not that that’s always a legitimate argument for movie-bullshit, but in this case it is.

I have no problem saying I loved it and I don’t think any of the problems detracted from it at all. I actually probably would’ve liked it less if they tried to have it all make sense and wrote it like a serious movie.