OH MY LORD i NEVer expected lil busta rhymes at 2:45. I spent two and 3/4 minutes thinking about what good rap for kids is, and wondered if this were really that appropriate simply because of their attitude toward snacking, albeit an appropriately worded attitude, and then shit got realllllll.

Why don’t we need another Oz film? There’s like 50 books in the canon. That being said, it looks revolting similar to the Alice in Wonderland remake, which, thank the lord because I had to sit through it in theaters, was comically bad.

MOVIES WERE MEANT TO BE SEEN IN DARK MOVIE THEATERS BY BOTH STRANGERS AND FRIENDS

“He completed his undergraduate studies at Duke University in 1990 and attained his medical degree at the University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill in 1995.[1] He then completed his Internal Medicine residency at Ochsner Medical Center in New Orleans while developing his stand-up comedy.[5]”

DR. ASIANSCRUBS TO THE ICU
DR. ASIANSCRUBS TO THE ICU

As much as I hate Family Guy, I have to defend the fact that Brian has always been an an intellectual on the show. He’s written a column for the paper, done Opera criticism, and, generally, used to talk exactly like this in most episodes. In fact, he was usually more eloquent than this, and shared a similar view of the show and most of pop culture as Gabe does. I mean, this review falls pretty squarely into the field of “retarded” but if this were actually written by Seth MacFarlane as “Brian” in the early 2000′s, it would just be a legitamate review of the book.