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Wait, Old Man Weyland? I thought they froze old man Johnny Knoxsville from Jackass.
I was actually part of the audience of the Kevin Smith show Spoilers on Hulu and when participation time came, I made sure I was first to voice my distaste. Like how one second Halloway is taking off his helmet Mr. Cool Guy and then five minutes later he is freaking out about how opening a door is breaking protocol. I was extra excited about the fact that since the guest was Damon Lindelof he had to listen to us deconstruct the failings.
This is the first step in the modern day reboot of Ghost Dad.
This wasn’t so bad but I watch too much Hoarders.
It’s definitely a real thing, USA Today said so.
Spoiler alert: I was really trying to keep the price of the game a secret. $60 dollars! That’s 4 3D movies! I can’t even afford a gun!
Spoiler alert: It was the picture.
Was that sketch leftover from the 90s? It was pretty great but so unlike this SNL. Somebody definitely plunged into the unused sketch depths for that one.
Is everyone afraid to say the Jack White songs sounded like under developed Raconteurs songs? Well I’m not afraid. They were NOT VERY GOOD
Kelly’s computer must be made of dilithium crystals to be able to put this article together.
The other Facebook nerd up there already got it. My mistake. Were that this comment were a time comment?
I sure hope that’s not Paul’s sister. He said that was “his girl” when he got back to the kitchen.
Glee! We do movies too because fuck you!
Adventure Time… just so we can check up on da kidz.
What’s that movie where Will Smith fights the aliens?
Well the jokes on Joan Didion. While she’s six feet under I’m living it up in 2012. What’s that? She is 77, alive and well and I hate my life? Touche subconscious, touche.
From the looks of things, they’re gonna blow it.
As if the movie being terrible wasn’t insulting enough!
As a 23 year old man I agree. I have a difficult time meeting poorly adjusted older women and can totally benefit from breaking all those old school rules. Ladies?
Is that monkey holding a banana in his hand or is he just happy to see me? HEY NOW
Young Adult > Most Movies
They always say “Don’t Stay Home” but if I did I wouldn’t have missed 311 meme
Hey, the guy who doesn’t know to not bring up politics has finally arrived! “Something something blah blah vaguely racist comment OBAMA selfish rant blah blah 99% drink drink when dad lost his job there was no recession to blame rabble rabble JOBS”
From these comments we are to assume he was never actually given the script for The Adjustment Bureau.
HER NAME IS RUTH!