Your name suits this picture very well. Are you the fellow in the train conductor overalls?

I like how any time the other party is a female or multiple people, they laugh and/or sing along, but any time it’s a lone dude, he’s all “WHAAAAAAT?!” or “GROSS!”

As a person living in the south (but not raised in the south), I will say this: Chik-fil-A has the most polite drive-thru attendants in the country. This is a documented (by me) fact. I’m not saying I WANT those kids to have to find jobs working at other establishments, I’m just saying that with that kind of training, SHOULD Chik-fil-A go under, we could get ourselves a lot of really polite drive-thru attendants in the near future. FOOD (amirite?!) for thought.

I mostly agree, but I think the thing about Bane having been her protector and Bruce having sex with her does give Bane a very clear motivation for wanting to punch Batman.

Plus in, like, 3 out of 4 of those ones, Angelina Jolie would have to play an ogre who wants to EAT babies instead of ADOPTING them! Comedy indeed!

*I know everyone was staring expectantly into the black space of the internet as you heard the ominous beats on my keyboard getting closer and closer to that much-anticipated Katie Featherston joke, and then you all totally jumped and screamed when it finally hit the comments, except for those of you who had been covering your eyes the whole time and just pretended to be scared when everyone else screamed, although you didn’t really know why and were kind of glad you didn’t know why, because nightmares.

for the rehearsal dinner, they’ll just have a live goat lowered into the middle of the table in a harness.

Wait maybe they’re both Roger.

While I agree that there was maybe too much Adam stuff, I’ve been thinking about Don thinking about Adam since last week. Both he and Lane hanged themselves essentially because Don asked them to get out of his life, so it would make sense that he’d connect them.

I will watch this movie ONLY if they make it an anachronistic steam punk buddy cop movie in which Albert Einstein (Harrison Ford) and Isaac Newton (Jeremy Renner? or Johnny Depp wearing prostethics, because I just feel like he’d want to be a part of this) team up to talk about physics and invent an electricity-powered space ship that travels at the speed of light so they can effectively go to the future to stop the Third Reich before it even gets started (obviously with help from David Bowie reprising his role as Tesla from The Prestige), and the tag line will be something like, “This TIME, Newton’s taking the LAWS into his own hands,” and all the reviews will have to include something about the movie being “RELATIVELY good.”

Although this movie had an bitchy blonde queen who seemed to have a creepy relationship with her also-blond brother, dwarfs, sword-wielding brunette girls, lots of running through woods, cavalry battles, castles, princess who are prophesized to rule peaceably because of some magic thing, cute boys with cute accents, and CGI mythical creatures, it was overall a lot more LAME OF THRONES than these qualities would lead one (me) to believe.

Thank goodness she took a picture of herself pouting about this so the news could use it in their story about her not getting to be sparkly in a specific place for a few hours.

Here’s stuff you can piece together from the show:
1) None of the Ironmen like Theon because they think he treated the Starks too much like family and got too comfy on land.
2) Roose Bolton (older dude talking to Robb in the “previously on”s) gave his bastard son, Ramsay, marching orders. The Boltons are Northmen.
3) Robb told Roose to tell Ramsay that any Ironmen who surrendered could go home unharmed EXCEPT Theon, who, one assumes, will get his ass handed to him.
4) All of the Northmen think Bran and Rickon are dead.
5) ???
5) Winterfell is burned down, potentially to frame Theon.