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 +6Posted on Sep 23rd, 2010 | re: Check Out Apprentice Mr. Cool Disguise! (64 comments)

fuck, shirt. look at me, all typogum over here.

 +13Posted on Sep 23rd, 2010 | re: Check Out Apprentice Mr. Cool Disguise! (64 comments)

seeing as this dude is wearing a short, i call fake.

 +13Posted on Sep 22nd, 2010 | re: Super Nintendo Chalmers Open Thread (642 comments)

“I’ve been called ugly, fugly, pugly, pug fugly… but not UGLY ugly!” -moe

 +6Posted on Sep 22nd, 2010 | re: BREAKING NEWS: THE GOVERNMENT IS MAKING US ALL GAY WITH CHIPS AND JUICE (76 comments)

this made me laugh a lot. good job.

 +41Posted on Sep 21st, 2010 | re: That's Your Newspaper: The Lake Crystal Tribune (64 comments)


roger sterling doesn’t get what all the fuss is about.

 +8Posted on Sep 20th, 2010 | re: Mad Men S04E09: Looking Good, Ladies! (90 comments)

it will be my new background. of my eyelids.

 +2Posted on Sep 20th, 2010 | re: Movies for Dudes: The Town (37 comments)

no, she’s really good in it. for serious.

bing is killing it on this one: “2012 OR 9/11 Of The Face” can’t we have both?

 +8Posted on Sep 13th, 2010 | re: VIDEOGUM EXCLUSIVE: Superchunk "Digging For Something" (76 comments)

i listened to their album “here’s where the strings come in” on my discman (DISCMAN!) throughout my trip to europe after my senior year of high school. they will always be linked to awesomeness.

 +7Posted on Sep 13th, 2010 | re: VIDEOGUM EXCLUSIVE: Superchunk "Digging For Something" (76 comments)

superchunk’s cure cover from the av club’s undercover series was super awesome too. glad to have these guys back. look at me getting all genuinegum up in here.

 +4Posted on Sep 10th, 2010 | re: Ellen Degeneres Looks Great! (55 comments)

bruno looks great!

 +19Posted on Sep 9th, 2010 | re: January Jones Looks Great! (How We Sexism Now) (52 comments)

or a fem-bot.

OH BEHAVE!

 +20Posted on Sep 9th, 2010 | re: You Guys, We Should Buy More Baby Carrots (46 comments)

we all know that baby carrots will never be more than a ranch delivery system.

 +13Posted on Sep 8th, 2010 | re: Will Smith's Daughter Willow Recorded A Song Called "Whip My Hair" (32 comments)

welcome to the willow-ennium.

i’ll show myself out.

 0Posted on Sep 7th, 2010 | re: Sean Penn Looks Great! (48 comments)

this is totally shooting in michigan right now, you guys!

i believe that was actually autobahn.

 +2Posted on Aug 29th, 2010 | re: Two Corgis On A Treadmill Is The New TGIF (78 comments)

partial credit, as TC is still the lower peninsula.

 +17Posted on Aug 27th, 2010 | re: Two Corgis On A Treadmill Is The New TGIF (78 comments)

ohio has, and always has had, it coming.

#fuckohio #michiganrules

 +18Posted on Aug 27th, 2010 | re: Two Corgis On A Treadmill Is The New TGIF (78 comments)

michigan will rise again!

 +21Posted on Aug 27th, 2010 | re: Two Corgis On A Treadmill Is The New TGIF (78 comments)

michigan welcomes you back with an open mitten. what part do you hail from?

you clearly meant suburban chicago, right? or did you mean home alone 2: lost in new york?

 +6Posted on Aug 13th, 2010 | re: TERROR BABIES! (119 comments)

the president has been kidnapped by ninjas. are you a bad enough dude to rescue the president?

 0Posted on Aug 13th, 2010 | re: FACT: Patton Oswalt Is Unfunny (56 comments)

always nice to see my old editorial stomping grounds show up ’round the internets.

go blue, is what i’m saying.

 +13Posted on Aug 13th, 2010 | re: FACT: Patton Oswalt Is Unfunny (56 comments)

patton dropping the the ball such a hard-hitting question like “early on you wrote for madtv—when did that happen?” is really inexcusable.

“hi, i’m crazy karaoke competition guy dot com.”