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 +13Posted on Dec 20th, 2011 | re: The Dark Knight Rises Trailer Open Thread (129 comments)

If only this movie were more like Gummo, and maybe was directed by the director of Gummo, and also was the movie Gummo. -Steve Winwood

 0Posted on Feb 25th, 2011 | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread (120 comments)

I assumed she was sort of the Lady Gaga of comedy

 +14Posted on Oct 7th, 2010 | re: The Videogum Song Contest: The Finalists (207 comments)

J.O.R.T.S. just about took my vote with the robot voice, but Lawblog’s song is just too brilliant to lose.

“Uh-oh! You Mad!”

 +15Posted on Sep 23rd, 2010 | re: Hey, What's Up With Topher Grace? (119 comments)

She is Your Girlfriend.

 +3Posted on Sep 21st, 2010 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie: Next Round Announcements (204 comments)

I can’t wait until Gabe gives it a positive review so “Nominating Amelia for the WMOAT” can start again

 -5Posted on Sep 13th, 2010 | re: The Unfortunate Return Of The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time (940 comments)

I agree, Inside Man was terrible. I didn’t think there would be a way for me to hate Clive Owen, but during that movie I wanted him to get shot in his smug face.

Also Spike Lee is a hack.

 +18Posted on Aug 18th, 2010 | re: Hello, Inmates, Welcome To Your Asylum (488 comments)

As for the charges, I believe I deserve some upvotes from this board

 0Posted on Aug 11th, 2010 | re: Being White Is Hard: The Romantics Trailer (92 comments)

That doesn’t seem like much of a spoiler to me

 +12Posted on Jul 29th, 2010 | re: Jersey Shore Season 2 Drinking Game (55 comments)

Drink heavily if:

1. You are planning on watching the show.

Maybe (hopefully!) you’ll pass out before the show starts!

“So I guess Wall Street had a real SITUATION on their hands the other day… yeah, The Situation rang the bell at Wall Street. Get it? Haha.” -Jay Leno

 +10Posted on Jul 25th, 2010 | re: Comic-Con 2010: An Exercise In Total Failure (94 comments)

Sounds like it’s time for me to make that “Bring Comic-Con Back to Deadwood!” Facebook group I’ve been thinking about

 +39Posted on Jul 22nd, 2010 | re: Visual Proof Of How Fun Comic-Con Is (68 comments)

Marry, Fuck, or Boff doesn’t seem like a very tough game to me

 +17Posted on Jul 19th, 2010 | re: The Videogum Movie Club: Inception (305 comments)

We are so on the same page here, Winwood.

 +28Posted on Jul 19th, 2010 | re: The Videogum Movie Club: Inception (305 comments)

You might say that… she’s pretty?

 +57Posted on Jul 19th, 2010 | re: Kids Eat Watermelon From INSIDE A Watermelon The Darndest Things (46 comments)

Has anyone considered that the baby was stuck inside the watermelon and eating his way out?

 +29Posted on Jul 16th, 2010 | re: This Picture Of Chace Crawford Is The Funniest (72 comments)

Q: What’s black and rhymes with Snoop?
A: Dr. Dre.

 +41Posted on Jul 14th, 2010 | re: Old Spice Guy Responds To Old Spice Guy, Internet Explodes (47 comments)

If Zach Anner and Isaiah Mustafa had a show together it would be so good that Fox would cancel it after 3 seasons due to declining ratings despite having a huge fanbase.

 +1Posted on Jul 13th, 2010 | re: Oh Perfect, A Twilight Parody From The Scary Movie Dudes (44 comments)

I watched this trailer with the sound off but my ears were still filled with an excruciating buzz!

 -1Posted on Jun 29th, 2010 | re: Jeremy London Probably Not Kidnapped! Jeremy London Racist Drug Addict! (145 comments)

I never thought I would go through a thread and start upvoting Steve Winwood, but here we are!
R.I.P. My (irrational?) skepticism of Steve Winwood (2009-June 29th 2010), (Probably July 1st 2010-2012).

Team Excitebumps

 +8Posted on Jun 28th, 2010 | re: Kristin Chenoweth Let The Actress In Her Take Over! (47 comments)

I see what you did there.

 -5Posted on Jun 24th, 2010 | re: The Videogum Movie Club: Toy Story 3 (122 comments)

Am I the only one that thought Night and Day WAS overbearing and condescending?

Anyone?

 +26Posted on Apr 7th, 2010 | re: Holy Shit, The Insane Clown Posse "Miracles" Video Is CRAMAZING (201 comments)

I think the best way to describe this video would be “Magic everywhere in this bitch”