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1984. I was deep.
The person is Big Freedia.
DOES THIS MEAN WE CAN GET BACK TO THE HUNT FOR THE WORST MOVIE OF ALL TIME? GABE, PEOPLE LIKE READING YOUR TAKE DOWNS OF GARBAGE! GIVE THE PEOPLE WHAT THEY WANT! NEVER FORGET!
Things I Shouldn’t Have Put in My Mouth.
Edward and Bella decide to move to the Upper East Side and join forces with the Gossip Girl crew.
Gabe Delahaye! What a piece of shit!
I just checked wnd.com because I hadn’t heard any news about Victoria’s columns in a while, and she no longer contributes to that site anymore! Boo! I am so sad! But on the other hand, at least she can now contribute to this full time! Yayyyy!
I love everyone.
The Ed Hardy Boys
The true Videogum way of honoring Jobs would be to find a video of someone dropping his or her Mac or iPod while walking a tightrope. I did an extensive search on YouTube for 3 minutes and couldn’t find anything of that nature, but this came up. I think it serves as a good Videogum tribute. I don’t have sound, so I have no idea what’s going on, but it might be better that way.
Hey! I’m Bobby Bottleservice. Look at me! I’m doing funny things.
Matchmaker, matchmaker, make me a catch. Find me a find. Catch me a catch.
Oh wait, you’re Patti Stanger? Nevermind. Fuck you.
The Internet has been boring me to death recently. Maybe I’m growing up . RIP Internet Magic.
Please recap old seasons of Six Feet Under. #AlanBallGum. But seriously. Claire in art school is just as bad or worse than Tara in everything.
Although the vampires don’t have Sookie anymore, they are looking great.
I’d serve my boss. BAZIIIIIIIING.
What was the whole shooting thing? Were they like silver stake bullets? Wouldn’t they just heal right afterwards if Bill and Eric shot each other?
I think Tara has lost the honor of being my most hated character. That privilege now goes to Arlene. Who thought it was a good idea to give Arlene a story line, period? Like, have her pop up at the Merlotte’s every once in a while and say something sassy. Great. Good for her. Glad she is getting work. But holy shit do I not care about a demon baby or any of the other plot lines that she has had in the past. Tara’s plotlines at least move the main storyline of the seasons forward. Arlene is a tumor on the tumor that is this show.
I have a question. Is Gabe not doing True Blood recaps this season?