I could be wrong and just didn’t get the jokes on Hannibal.

The boy went home not really understanding what Tom Hardy had said to him. His own thoughts were too busy thinking of ways to right the injustice of the lack of his allowance and the small allowances of so many children like him. Children who would never know the simple joy of purchasing a candy item at the checkout while their mothers paid for Hamburger Helper with the measly wages they worked so hard for.
And those rich kids…the ones who flaunt their high end store bought Batman costume that their parents gave them JUST BECAUSE. It wasn’t even their birthdays. Yes, THOSE kids. For them there would come a day that Little Bane would open their eyes to the New World Order. Tom Hardy, privleged over paid actor, had no idea that the seed of his performance had taken root. That the TENTH viewing of The DARK KNIGHT RISES would be the ONE. Little Bane may not have understood Tom’s big words but Big Bane’s message had been recieved and revolution was ahead.
Until IRON MAN 3 came out and the kid decided Tony Stark was cooler.

Lindsay Lohan is the most HONEST depiction of “America’s Sweetheart” that has ever existed.

I know…everyday is Celebrity Attention Whore Day.

His Mama warned him that if he left the house looking like THAT that everyone was going to laugh at him. Beginning with the bloody girl with the dirty pillows.

So you were busy watching TRUE LOVE ?
As if that’s not going to become some diseased festering crap bent on killing everything until someone ends the misery with an decapitation of that soulless beast.
The only thing missing is Carl.

It’s okay now because Todd Akin just apologized to me.

Oh no…blocked…repressed…memories…resurfacing…
OFFICER !!! That’s the man who touched my naughty parts !!!

Also, I live in Missouri. I have to live with this shit everyday. Where’s Mark Twain when you need him ?

That pillow looks as soft as Annie’s Boobs…
because monkeys are soft, right ?