Don’t confuse “girl power” with feminism. Girl power is feminism’s inbred hillbilly cousin.

There are female peacocks. They’re mostly known as peahens, but it’s perfectly acceptable to refer to a “female peacock.” The male is the one with the giant plumage like what she’s wearing in this video, though.
- Science McJerkface, Doctor of Animals

1.) She’s 17. KEEP UP WITH THE TIMES, GRANDMA.
2.) If you think this is an egregious Gaga rip off, you should see the new Christina Aguilera video. Woof.
3.) To be fair, she can’t be tamed.

I’m pretty sure the Vice President of North American Skull T-shirts is Ed Hardy.