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“Here, put this bandit hat on.”
Rusty: John Cusack (For me)
Rusty’s Wife: Kate Beckinsale (For the middle aged men)
Rusty’s Daughter: Selena Gomez (for the kids)
Rusty’s Son: Freddie Highmore (because what ever happened to Freddie Highmore, he was so good in Finding Neverland right? I mean, I think I’m right. I’m not really sure, that movie was like 30 years ago.)
Cousin Eddie’s Son: Alan Tudyk (BECAUSE YES)
“Why don’t we say 9:30 and make it your beeswax to be here at 9:30?” – McKinley
Back when Snakes on a Plane was in theaters, my friend and I wanted to get a group to see it. He called his girlfriend to ask her, and the conversation I heard was as follows:
“Hey Jill, what are you doing tonight?”
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“Well, we were thinking of going to see Snakes on a Plane. Wanna come?”
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“…it’s about Snakes on a Plane, Jill.”
To be fair, one Rand Paul supporter did try to keep one person from hurting that woman… before stepping on that woman to get to the other side of her…. GO AROUND!
Won’t the real Luke Perry please stand up? Please stand up. Please stand up!
Power of Love Actually
“It would be so cool if I could breast feed.” – Zach Galifianakis
I believe it was an old wooden ship used in the civil war era…. either that or the title character of the Eddie Murphy film “The Adventures of Bruno Mars”….
Anyone else have a moment where they thought the guy on the right was Antoine Dodson?
The real art in this….is that over 200,000 people watched this.
“He’s pretty.” – Steve Winwood
Coincidentally, my balls smell like an episode of Laguna Beach. But that from your grandpa’s Toys-R-Us.
You can have my Swedish made penis enlarger pump…
Those are actually vampire bites… which would thus confirm that he is not wearing makeup (that whole aunt applying makeup to make is less gay thing is only a cover) and he is naturally that pale… and a sun walker?
Boy George’s Aunt does his makeup too guys…
A limo pulls up to a bar and a whale dressed up in a tux walks out of it. He walks up to the bar and the bartender says “I’m sorry but we don’t serve whale here. There was a sign on the door on your way in, there is even one in the bathroom if you made it that far. I’m sorry for the inconvenience.” The whale looks at the bartender confused and watery eyed. Finally the bartender says “you know what, I can see this is a special night for you. You came in a limo, you’re all dressed to the nines. Tonight, I’ll make an exception. What’ll you have?” And the whale says “OOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEE….”
Whales can’t talk silly…
I also skipped on this one to see The Expendables…and I am a little saddened that Expendables wasn’t in the movie club this weekend. Seeing as it was completely awesome, and had the entire audience of 20-something males applauding almost every death. America, if you want to know whats in store for yourself…go watch the audience of The Expendables.
(p.s. I probably was the one who applauded the most. I love mindless violence.)
I am not, but the most probable cause for a girl getting a UTI is from sexual activity. Unless she is a swimmer.
Every time they sang UGA I heard UTA which automatically led me to think UTI which is probably something that you will most likely get at UGA….or any other college for that matter.
You guys are literally going to need a bigger boat.
You literally had me at hello…
Literally show me the money!
Haha It is becoming clear to me that videogum may not be the place for me to express my thoughts on pop culture. Only in the BNPG’s do I get upvoted.
*To all 3 people who will take the time to read this…I’m sorry*
So much like Gabe’s friend, I too watch my second episode last week, also first episode on the same day. And then followed through with the third strike this week. And I was completely unable to get over my own traditional nerdy knowledge of how vampires and werewolves work. Through out this entire process of watching the shows the questions I was forced to ask my friend were as follows:
“Wait, silver hurts vampires? That’s supposed to be werewolves. They changed it here? Ok. I’ll give it that.”
“Wait. People don’t turn into vamps just by being bitten? There’s a whole ritual for that? Ugh. Ok fine.”
“So garlic and crosses don’t hurt vamps? I really don’t know if this writer has any idea what their source material for these mythical creatures is.”
“Werewolves just turn into wolves? Well I guess thats acceptable but also…LAME.”
“Vampires cry blood?….um.”
“Vampire blood is a drug to humans? Well I guess if they really NEEDED to make things grittier and more trashy…”
“So they all over act because they’re stage actors? I mean….no.”
“When is Anna Paquin gonna get naked? That was your selling point on me watching this show.”
Upvote if at least half of these thoughts crossed your mind too.
Also, upvote if NO thoughts crossed your mind because True Blood already sent a steak through your mind/heart and melted it.
Sorta… it’s all based around the Millgrim experiments where this man posed as a scientist and hired an actor to sit in a fake electric chair, then had his subjects come in and he saw how far he could push them to torture the man in the chair (who wasn’t actually feeling any pain). The subjects would ask the actor (who they thought was the other subject) a series of questions, and every time the actor got a question wrong they would have to shock him. Millgrim made them up the voltage as the experiment went on. Majority of the people went all the way as to “kill” the man in the electric chair.