This is the best thing I’ve ever read. But as a native Flintoid, I must correct the misstatement that Flint is the home of Krispy Kreme. It is not. It is, however, the home of Halo Burger, Vernor’s Ginger Ale, and outsourcing.

SUPER wrong and SUPER New York snobby on this one. There are lots of cool places in downtown LA. I think you need to issue an immediate apology to the entire city of Los Angeles.

Hi monsters! Longtime lurker, first-time commenter. My question: did anyone notice how weird Mike Myers’ body language was? It looked like he was trying to hold his hands steady through the whole sketch, and then he kept his arms crossed in a very stiff, weird way during the goodbyes. Does he have Parkinson’s disease? Someone get to the bottom of this raging controversy, stat!