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Or, basically, the Elvira Movie (which is also a great movie) (and by great I mean PERFECT).
Wouldn’t the Stefon movie just be Party Monster?
We already have a Party Monster. It’s called Party Monster, and it’s GREAT/(the worst).
Taint Impalement is the name of my electro-punk band.
Also, I feel like the amount of times the words “Are you OK?!” were spoken in this video is NOT NEARLY ENOUGH TIMES.
So James Franco did a review of Gatsby for Vice and Oh, Boy, is it not well written.
Who watches the watchmen?!
Iunno, nice things are nice, but I think I prefer trampoline accidents. Ya know?
Can we re-boot Soul Train?! Like can we just have a show that is people dancing and being happy and it’s not a competition they’re just dancing cause dancing is fun?!
Yes. Get that kickstarter going.
Oh my god I love Amy and Samy. I watched that episode twice in a row because for some reason it is just BEYOND fascinating to me?! Like it’s so rare you see such a disordered folie a deux in “real” life. It was like watching BUG but with frozen ravioli instead of fantasized insect larval sacks.
Also, I saw Gatsby last night! What a stupid fucking piece of shit movie that I really thoroughly enjoyed watching. So fucking stupid.
The internet is so fucking weird!
I don’t know how I can have so much distance from something but also a deep attachment to it, but I do, so whatever.
$11?!?!?! You clearly not live in NYC.
I paid $14.50 for a 2D showing of Evil Dead in Union Square at midnight on a Sunday cause I’m a fucking idiot.
Gatsby is one of my fav. books from high school, and I have a very deep attachment to it because it takes place in the town I’m from (go great neck blazers or whatever!) but I have such a distance from it because I haven’t read it since I was 14 so I’m kind of OK with it being turned into horrible CG camp or, hopefully, FUN CG camp.
I AM SEEING THIS TONIGHT I AM EXCITED TO HATE IT SO MUCH BUT MAYBE I’LL ACTUALLY LIKE IT, IT COULD REALLY GO EITHER WAY, I DON’T EVEN KNOW!
No. I get hating celebrities. It’s irrational, and I understand why people don’t but I also have a visceral reaction every time I see Taylor Swift or Hugh Grant or Bob Dylan’s faces. Like, actual, physical, blood boiling anger, as if someone just insulted my outfit or something.
I can’t stand when people say “I look like a transvestite/drag queen” like it’s a bad thing, cause it’s like, BITCH YOU WISH.
Also, my friend on FB pointed out:
“‘Just a thimble full’ engraved on it – a gentle reminder to practice a little bit of restraint.” ACTUAL PRODUCT COPY FOR $950 SHOT GLASS
My cousins are the nicest, well-meaning people on the planet but they spend so copiously it hurts me sometimes, even though they most certainly can afford it. My family once went on a huge trip to Egypt and my little cousin, in was in a particularly perspective lacking mood, after seeing the pyramids, said “there’s like too many dead people on this trip, can we just go back to the hotel and rent Mean Girls?”
Also, once, my other little cousin was talking to his dad. The conversation went like this.
Little Cousin: Dad, get me the new iPod.
Me: Wait, why do you need a new iPod. You already have one. You’re listening to it now. It seems to work.
Little Cousin: Whatever, I just want another one.
One time I went to Olive Garden and ate so much that I threw up so I could eat more, and woops that’s kind of like an eating disorder I guess, but, like, also my friend asked the bartender how many times he’s seen someone crying and he said NEVER!
Which, like, is just a lie, right?
The audio is wrong on this video. It’s supposed to be the new Daft Punk album.
Pretty sure no one else did.