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I’m still hoping for the Baltimore Police Department in Space series.
Tonje… you’ve got some ‘splainin’ to do!
“How in thee HELL is that man still standing?” -Good Ol’ J.R.
I watched an episode this weekend, I admit. But only because Henry Rollins appeared within the first five minutes. I had to watch the whole thing, just out of some sort of weird loyalty to an over the hill punk that I’ve been listening to for close to 15 years.
I keep thinking this guy is this guy:
Where’s Mr. Slave when you need something shoved up an ass?
I don’t think Rebecca should worry. Her gang is always down to fight… yeah.
Here’s me and my friends after the first five minutes of The Paul Reiser Show. (We were a test audience.)
I just watched a 12 year old kid do pelvic thrusts… which way to jail?
Videogum is three years old? Isn’t that the “anal fixation” year? Should be some interesting posts…
I don’t know why I find Mans’ post so funny, but I do!
“…he still came out on stage, made two girls kiss, and then proceeded to spew drug-induced egomaniacal delusions.”
Add fecophilia and subtract about $145 from the ticket price, and you got a GG Allin show!
That’s the most illegal thing I’ve ever seen.
Microsoft Songsmith must PAY for this!
“Happy birthday, sweetie.”
Crying On Demand
Another example of the new genre of music known as Cerealcore.
Kristen is “attainable” but not “the girl next door.” I’m starting to develop a crush.
“Garden State has an 86% “fresh” rating on Rotten Tomatoes.[16]”
Also, this movie CAN’T be worse than Scrubs, can it?!
First Spring Jam of 2011?
There are a few jokes that my dad would tell me growing up that, no matter how many times he said it, would always make me laugh. One was when he would make a phone call (this worked better in the days before caller ID and omnipresent cell phones) and the person on the other end would say “hello” my dad would then say “Yes, hello. Is this the person to whom I am speaking?” It STILL makes me laugh, right now in fact. Very heartily.
Another joke was, when watching a film, and in a scene with TONS of extras, my dad would say “look, that’s me right there!” Never failed to make me laugh. RIP dad. Rest in peace.
Oh wait… he’s still alive. Nevermind.
Apparently peanut butter is kosher!!
According to her wiki, her second single Price Tag “remained at number-one for two exclusive weeks.” I don’t know why I find that so funny.
Not so much “dancing” as it is “general milling around” to a bad song.





















I think this is the same stage The Strokes used for the Last Night video.