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Smuggling chewing gum into Singapore
“Have a lovely bit of graffiti. No? Do you mind if I have a lovely bit of graffiti?”
I’m a hand model, mama. A finger jockey.
I could have sworn I’d be the only one who felt that 30 Rock ripped that off a little bit. Oh well! Misery loves company and whatnot.
Red Rover, Red Rover, send some of THAT right on over.
It’s a boy!
AMC does a thing where curse words are written in closed captioning with question marks, like Shit = S??? I would anticipate lots of confused deaf people wondering why characters are forcefully questioning a letter in the middle of a sentence. “Do you know the river of S??? I will get from my ex-wife?” Those are two very confusing sentences.
You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.
After decades of being social outcasts, I think the nerds just showed up to the Expendables panel under the assumption that it was a film about them.
That little faux101 pas might land her in some hot lava, possible even iContempt of Court.
Try to realize the truth, bird. There is no bread.
Perhaps “Looks like someone went doo-doo in their blue-blues!”
It’s not a big deal, and you probably didn’t even see it, but we’ve learned that the best thing to do is to just let the credits have sex with you.
Marty, find out where the police are going to be taking Dan Akroyd. Send over a bottle of bubbly with a bucket of ice and a card. Have it say, “Tough break, get drunk on me. Use the bucket to ice down your marbles, Yours, The Internet.”
I notice that they couldn’t be bothered to update the Debbie Downer intro video with shots of the new and improved Fat Rachel Dratch.
I am a Nicolas Cage non-hater (I know, what?) living in a Nic Cage Hate World, mostly. Definitely on this site. While he is admittedly pretty much the worst, most of the time, I think in Kick-Ass, he played a perfect parody of himself. And that made me laugh. So DEAL WITH IT, K
I’m about to let go.
Steps for anyone hoping to beat the ‘Very Fashion, Free Transport’ comments as lowest voted of the week:
1. Post a quote from Godfather Part II here.