Re: allocation of assets on dissolution of polygamous marriage, I’m not sure exactly what the problem is. Sure, you might not be able to work it out on the back of a napkin, but most divorces are like that too.

If you’ll pardon my Australiagum, I think the approach in my state for partnerships with combined assets under around fifteen million dollars would be to total up the applicable assets of the marriage, divide the partners up into teams or singles who intend to stay together, and then assess each team on their contributions (financial and domestic) to the marriage (which would then be adjusted for post separation factors such as difficulty re-entering the workforce or burden of care for children).

As this is unlikely to make for riveting reality television, perhaps it could be converted into a lively team sport along the lines of American Gladiators, with the groups buying assets out of the common pool with their contribution amount and fighting in the ring of honor to determine who gets “first dibs”.