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“I slot a mad in Rita just to latch him dig.”
What about did anyone ask Zooey to explain Emily Deschanel’s name? Is her last name also French? Call that journalism?
The Angry Video Game Nerd Movie. From the director of The Innocence of Muslims
Sean Connery tweeted this entire movie:
Be safe, guys. Also, can we get a Park Slope Edible Arrangements update?
I’m probably among the VERY few who wasn’t wondering why JaFra wasn’t in The Master, but now it’s ALL I can think about. I’m just glad Joaquin was enough of a scaredy cat.
To tha window. To tha wall.
This is your Fire Soccer Squad:
When life gives you sand, you smile and ask for more sand, buster.
First prize is a tablet for kids.
Second prize, a set of steak knives.
Third prize is you lose consciousness before an indifferent world.
To tha windoooooow! To tha wall!
Two phrases PTA must have in his permanent clipboard while screenwriting:
Dialogue: “Say it again.”
Action: [Male character] slaps [male character] a lot.
Great movie. That prison freakout was a really good prison freakout.