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 +14Posted on Jan 14th | re: "I Have The Wine" By Johnny Cash (26 comments)

“I slot a mad in Rita just to latch him dig.”

What about did anyone ask Zooey to explain Emily Deschanel’s name? Is her last name also French? Call that journalism?

 +2Posted on Dec 8th, 2012 | re: This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys (46 comments)

The Angry Video Game Nerd Movie. From the director of The Innocence of Muslims

 +4Posted on Nov 8th, 2012 | re: Looking Good, David Arquette! (18 comments)

Sean Connery tweeted this entire movie:

 +7Posted on Oct 29th, 2012 | re: Stay Safe Out There, Please, For Real Though (22 comments)

Be safe, guys. Also, can we get a Park Slope Edible Arrangements update?

 +4Posted on Oct 22nd, 2012 | re: Why James Franco Was Not In The Master (22 comments)

I’m probably among the VERY few who wasn’t wondering why JaFra wasn’t in The Master, but now it’s ALL I can think about. I’m just glad Joaquin was enough of a scaredy cat.

To tha window. To tha wall.

 +4Posted on Oct 16th, 2012 | re: Fire Soccer Actually Does Seem More Fun (26 comments)

This is your Fire Soccer Squad:

 +10Posted on Oct 10th, 2012 | re: This Is Just Some Very Good Advice (15 comments)

When life gives you sand, you smile and ask for more sand, buster.

 +9Posted on Oct 9th, 2012 | re: David Blaine: Electrified: One Million Questions Always What? (45 comments)

More electricity.

 +1Posted on Oct 9th, 2012 | re: David Blaine: Electrified: One Million Questions Always What? (45 comments)

 +1Posted on Oct 9th, 2012 | re: ABC: Always Be Continuing-To-Sell-After-Someone-Faints (10 comments)

First prize is a tablet for kids.
Second prize, a set of steak knives.
Third prize is you lose consciousness before an indifferent world.

 +6Posted on Sep 24th, 2012 | re: The Videogum Movie Club: The Master (64 comments)

To tha windoooooow! To tha wall!

Two phrases PTA must have in his permanent clipboard while screenwriting:
Dialogue: “Say it again.”
Action: [Male character] slaps [male character] a lot.

Great movie. That prison freakout was a really good prison freakout.