Wait, I thought Hemingway wrote in the nude?
talk about an iron lady… she didn’t even giggle or anything!
I thought my financial advisor was Mr. Au?
Oh, shut up Casey Affleck
There is totally a market for this and I don’t care if it’s me
Sure, that’s the way to secure the Jewish vote….
I wish you wouldn’t take my comment so literally
Are this guy’s reviews the best? Does ebert shit in the woods?
first amendment, more like worst amendment… amirite?
After all, It’s Modern Family.. not Bigoted and Outdated Family
SQ: My girlfriend is a terrorist in the eyes of Renee Elmer, what should I do?
“Duncan, you are dating a terrorist” – Renee Elmers
I know the sign this British lady is holding is kinda bad but it’s nothing compared to American signs
Curb your eucharism
my ringtone is a recording of my best friend singing the Jurassic Park theme tune… yeah, 95% of the time it’s embarrassing.
Dude, you have no Antoine Dodson Halloween costume
And a breakfast bar. Ladies!
next time it should be: Lindsay Lohan’s Mugshot OR Pictures of your kitchen.
this is my very own kitten drinking out of my very own mug in my very own house