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 +7Posted on May 23rd | re: The Petting Zoo: The Week's Top 10 Animal Videos (12 comments)

I was saving that one for a video of a dog wearing a tie baking in an office but I’m afraid that day might never come.

 +9Posted on May 23rd | re: The Petting Zoo: The Week's Top 10 Animal Videos (12 comments)

More like Dogbert Downer Jr.

 +5Posted on May 23rd | re: The Creator Of ALF Seems Surprisingly Normal, JK (56 comments)

Didn’t you go to Sphool?

 +8Posted on May 23rd | re: The Creator Of ALF Seems Surprisingly Normal, JK (56 comments)

Oh, don’t act like you don’t kn ow what “Technially” means.

 +18Posted on May 23rd | re: The Creator Of ALF Seems Surprisingly Normal, JK (56 comments)

Technially, aren’t you Tex-Mex Culinary Life Form?

 +3Posted on May 23rd | re: Zach Galifianakis IS Ignatius J. Reilly (31 comments)

I loved the first half of the book and my perception of Steve Winwood is partly based on Ignatius but my interest kind of just trailed midway through. To be fair, I lost my copy of the book halfway so that probably wasn’t the best way to read it.

 +8Posted on May 23rd | re: Duh Aficionado Magazine: Johnny Depp Is A Comanche Now (28 comments)

I know this is the best place to talk about this so here we go:

Have you guys heard of the new of white peeps trying to pass for Native American? It used to be that Black people used to try to pass for natives because they would get relatively better treatment back in the day but now white people are doing it, mostly to get cred or something. http://www.slate.com/articles/arts/culturebox/2008/03/going_native.single.html
Inside info: My own brother does this, although we’re Mexican, so technically he’s right but really he’s not.

 +6Posted on May 23rd | re: Duh Aficionado Magazine: Johnny Depp Is A Comanche Now (28 comments)

The best part of that gif is that that actor was actually Italian-American. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iron_Eyes_Cody

 +26Posted on May 22nd | re: Now Hiring: Videogum Summer Interns (43 comments)

On a scale of one to ten, how sad would it be for a non-student 29-year-old accountant to apply for this position? Oh, 11? OK, just asking.

 +26Posted on May 16th | re: The Petting Zoo: The Week's Top 10 Animal Videos (19 comments)

And now The Chris Trash Top 10 animal interactions of all time:

10. I bought a dog from a Videogum commenter. His name is Atole. He likes cats.
9. As a teen, I had a cat named booger. She wasn’t a house cat but an outdoor cat who would come and hang out with me. When she was older she came to give birth in our garage and we made a little place for her and her kittens. The garage burned a few days later and momma booger came by.. but the kittens were gone. She paced back and forth all day around the remains. :(
8. I once kissed a monkey when her handler wasn’t looking. I miss you, Animal Kingdom on Milwaukee Ave.
7. My dream is to have Rideable dogs. https://www.facebook.com/Rideable.Dogs
6. I have this weird thing where I never cried as a kid. In fact i did’t cry when i accidentally slashed my leg with a broken bottle but I did cry when my pet hamster, Rosie died. I cried for days
5. I once found a little tiny monkey like thing that I kept in a bucket. I’m not sure what it was really, at this point I think I might have imagined it.
4. When I was young my dad had an eagle and a falcon. We feed them chicken heads.
3. on a trip to La Huasteca I befriended a feral dog. This is of note because The area was declared a disaster zone due to flooding at the time but my cousins and I went anyway. If only Siri had been there to tell us it was raining.
2. My cat once weighed 20 pounds. He’s currently at 14 and the Doctor says he’s fine
1. When I was 7 I traded my dog, Wilberto, for some Rambo stickers.

 +5Posted on Apr 26th | re: Benedict Cumberbatch VS. Downton Abbey (34 comments)

Oh no! If Benedict Cumberbatch and Julian Alexander Kitchener-Fellowes, Baron Fellowes of West Stafford, DL can’t get along, what change do the rest of us have?

 +13Posted on Apr 20th | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (30 comments)

It reflects the new hologram technology.

 +9Posted on Apr 20th | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (30 comments)

Thanks for the upvotes, let’s dance forever.

 +12Posted on Apr 18th | re: A Reminder To Do What Makes You Happy, Because Life Is Short (15 comments)

You know, that’s just something someone said so I’m not actually sure about that.

Carl the Burger King Shirtless Dancing Guy, I am sorry I should not have spread those rumors based on hearsay. Dance on, Carl. Dance on.

 +19Posted on Apr 18th | re: A Reminder To Do What Makes You Happy, Because Life Is Short (15 comments)

A while ago, when tinychat was new and the Videogum monster chat was listed on the public directory, there was this one guy who would come in and dance shirtless while wearing a Burger King mask. He would take requests for what song he would dance, do his thing and then he’d leave. Oh, yeah and I think he turned out to be a white supremacist or something.

 +46Posted on Apr 16th | re: AHHHHHHH TUPAC SHAKUR RAP HOLOGRAM @ COACHELLA! (57 comments)

 +66Posted on Apr 16th | re: AHHHHHHH TUPAC SHAKUR RAP HOLOGRAM @ COACHELLA! (57 comments)

Andy Serkis has done it again.

 +1Posted on Apr 16th | re: Saturday Night Live: Josh Brolin And Gotye (46 comments)

Oh, man, Now I don’t know what to believe. She said it was Goat ee a.

 +9Posted on Apr 16th | re: What Other Blog Networks Need Their Own Reality Shows?! (17 comments)

 +3Posted on Apr 16th | re: Saturday Night Live: Josh Brolin And Gotye (46 comments)

No, they dont. My cowoyorkier just told me how you pronounce Gotye.

 +3Posted on Apr 16th | re: Saturday Night Live: Josh Brolin And Gotye (46 comments)

Really? I was thinking Enya. They even both have the hard y sound.

 +1Posted on Apr 13th | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (58 comments)

the password is enhance

 +13Posted on Apr 13th | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (58 comments)

Waaaa? I thought we were all in unanimous agreement that we all love LBT? Anyways.. Um I have nothing else to add.

 +6Posted on Apr 13th | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (58 comments)

530pm Pacific Standard Time
Today: Jodie Sweetin Chat
http://tinychat.com/videogum
Let’s ask her what her favorite VG thread is. Mine is this, but you’ve probably read that before. http://videogum.com/166451/the-videogum-why-dont-you-caption-it-contest-sean-hannity-is-a-feminine-hygiene-product/franchises/why-dont-you-caption-it/