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I’m pretty glad the government shut down the space program before he got involved in it.
I can’t wait for Will Ferrell to play Mr. Kreme in his biopic (Lifetime, natch).
Good speech!
The next day, tele-handjobs were invented. Those guys at Honda are really handy!
I must admit that the cast you’ve assembled would probably be the best possible scenario. It couldn’t really end up that good, could it?
Let’s never forget Angelina Jolie’s attention-whore leg.
The news reporter failed to mention that these were the Sandusky line of children’s undergarments.
Damned liberal media.
I’m not so sure statistics agree with you here. In places where there are harsh consequences to crimes (cutting off the hands of thieves, etc.), the crime rates are much lower than here.
Serious moment: Gabe, I’m not sure I can get on board with your idea that the death penalty is “morally wrong.” Please tell me that you don’t think think the death penalty involves picking some random guy out of a bus station and killing them.
You see, the death penatly is for people WHO KILL OTHER PEOPLE. How does anyone who kills another person have a right to their own life at that point?
I’m a liberal for the most part. I completely support gay marriage, clean evironments, Activa yogurt … all that stuff. But the whole “soft on crime” part bothers me. Perhaps if we had a justice system that paid back to criminals what they dished out, our society might not be such a violent place.
Boy, if he’s worried about what the frat guys will think about his bloody sock, just wait until they see this video!
Who the hell is George Cadanza?
Um, is this actually SUPPOSED to be about Robert Smith??
That voice! That lisp! Those jokes!
Refresh my memory … how did this guy get a job in media?
Gabe, you clearly have too much time on your hands if you’re messing with drive thru attendants all day.
That’s weird … because I heard Osama just reappeared on a beach near the Indian Ocean:
http://www.celebrityfreakshow.com/zombie-osama-bin-laden-rises-from-indian-ocean/
I like to imagine that these guys were driving along when that wheel fell off. While trying to fix it, they all got frustrated and, in a clever moment, decided to defuse the tension by having an impromtu dance-a-thon in the middle of the Turkish wilderness.
Um, is there some way to plan these things more than three minutes in advance? Some of us don’t happen to live down the street from The Bell House.
“Oh no, it wasn’t teh airplanes. It was Fire-breathing fists killed the Beast.”
“Luke, I am your F-18.”
















I find it hard to believe that Bruce Wayne spent all of those years, physical damage, and millions of dollars to fight crime in Gotham, only to then completely give up and mope around Wayne Manor for eight years over MAGGIE GYLLENHAAL.