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this is equal to the time i was on a bahamian booze crooze with a friend, and they’d started the dance music to liven things up, and a song came on and this woman starts screaming “THIS MA BABY’S SONG THIS MA BABY’S SONG HE’S FIVE YEARS OLD THIS MA BABY’S SONG!!”
ha ha. “rotten goblin.” perfect.
i had so. much. fun! I was nervous it would be awkward but it was just the best! I was trying to explain to some friends why i had to be late to their party, “oh i have to meet up with these people who love the same website i do” and it’s so ridiculous but i feel so lucky to be in a world where something like this can happen!
there’s a restaurant in chicago called marcello’s that has your pizza! i wonder how far they deliver…
“the truth is i work in various industries.”
oh, okay. thanks for clearing that up!
dino kale is also known as tuscan or lacinato kale. it’s usually next to the regular kale and you can tell bc instead of frilly edges the whole leaf looks like what paleontologists imagine dino skin looked like!
UGH THE REICHSTAG!! my roommate and i watched that documentary on netflix ab all the art the nazis stole and it just broke my heart! UGGGGHHHHH
me too! and i can’t tell if i love it or if i hate it.
i read this and thought “that is very funny and sounds like something jar krenshaw would say” and then it was you!
my sister love that show! it’s one of my first memories of tv with my sister swooning over how hot he was.
BOO!straps! for the self-starting ghost.
just bring some baby powder! it makes the sand fall right off. it’s an old nanny trick.
“Upset about Fish Fry”
my favorite is you said this.
what’s that movie where bruce willis doesn’t know he’s dead?
i logged in just to upvote this.
i think the break worked for gabe.
although, if you think about, mr. fieri was the one who approved it, so maybe he needs to set HIMSELF on fire. “EXECUTIVE DECISION! DON’T WORRY NO LIGHTER FLUID NEEDED AS MY HAIR WILL DO THE TRICK!”
he’s his own boss! we can trust him to make the right decision, right?
fake and no-homo.
don’t forget ab Shania Twain, with the Riverdance in the rain!
you guys! @sierracandia is my friend! worlds really DO collide!!