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 0Posted on May 1st | re: It Is Time For Chris Hansen To Arrest The Whole Internet (27 comments)

this is equal to the time i was on a bahamian booze crooze with a friend, and they’d started the dance music to liven things up, and a song came on and this woman starts screaming “THIS MA BABY’S SONG THIS MA BABY’S SONG HE’S FIVE YEARS OLD THIS MA BABY’S SONG!!”

the song?

sexual healing.

 0Posted on Apr 27th | re: You Can Just Do Whatever You Want (65 comments)

ha ha. “rotten goblin.” perfect.

 0Posted on Apr 22nd | re: The 2013 Unofficial Videogum Monster Meet Up In Chicago (84 comments)

i had so. much. fun! I was nervous it would be awkward but it was just the best! I was trying to explain to some friends why i had to be late to their party, “oh i have to meet up with these people who love the same website i do” and it’s so ridiculous but i feel so lucky to be in a world where something like this can happen!

#runonsentence

 0Posted on Apr 3rd | re: How Was Everyone's Day Today? (157 comments)

there’s a restaurant in chicago called marcello’s that has your pizza! i wonder how far they deliver…

 0Posted on Jan 30th | re: How Was Everyone's Day Today? (188 comments)

so jealous!

 +17Posted on Jan 30th | re: Scott Disick's Daily Routine Is A Wonderful Masterpiece (38 comments)

“the truth is i work in various industries.”

oh, okay. thanks for clearing that up!

 +1Posted on Jan 30th | re: Here Are Some Afternoon Links! (29 comments)

dino kale is also known as tuscan or lacinato kale. it’s usually next to the regular kale and you can tell bc instead of frilly edges the whole leaf looks like what paleontologists imagine dino skin looked like!

 +2Posted on Jan 30th | re: Here Are Some Afternoon Links! (29 comments)

UGH THE REICHSTAG!! my roommate and i watched that documentary on netflix ab all the art the nazis stole and it just broke my heart! UGGGGHHHHH

 +2Posted on Jan 30th | re: Here Are Some Afternoon Links! (29 comments)

me too! and i can’t tell if i love it or if i hate it.

 +1Posted on Jan 23rd | re: How Was Everyone's Day Today? (104 comments)

i read this and thought “that is very funny and sounds like something jar krenshaw would say” and then it was you!

 0Posted on Sep 25th, 2012 | re: Guess What The Alice In Wonderland Reboot Is Called (49 comments)

my sister love that show! it’s one of my first memories of tv with my sister swooning over how hot he was.

 +7Posted on Sep 20th, 2012 | re: What Is A Movie That You Want To Rewatch That We Should All Rewatch? (233 comments)

jurassic park!

 +15Posted on Sep 18th, 2012 | re: Duh Aficionado Magazine: Mitt Romney, Like All Politicians, Is An Asshole (88 comments)

BOO!straps! for the self-starting ghost.

 0Posted on Sep 9th, 2012 | re: Relaxing Hawaii Beach Scene (26 comments)

just bring some baby powder! it makes the sand fall right off. it’s an old nanny trick.

 +7Posted on Aug 2nd, 2012 | re: Oh, Actually, Boycott Chick-Fil-A (184 comments)

noob.

 +7Posted on May 16th, 2012 | re: Man Stands Alone In Fight Against "All You Can Eat" LIES!! (56 comments)

“Upset about Fish Fry”

 0Posted on Mar 1st, 2012 | re: Perez Hilton Blog Dot Com: The TV Show (47 comments)

my favorite is you said this.

 0Posted on Feb 8th, 2012 | re: Best New Party Game 62: "What's That Movie?" (247 comments)

what’s that movie where bruce willis doesn’t know he’s dead?

 0Posted on Feb 3rd, 2011 | re: Bridesmaids Trailer, You Guys (82 comments)

i logged in just to upvote this.

 0Posted on Jan 5th, 2011 | re: 15 Ways In Which The Bachelor Will Be Different This Season (73 comments)

i think the break worked for gabe.

 +6Posted on Jan 3rd, 2011 | re: New Year's Resolutions, Guy Fieri Style (93 comments)

although, if you think about, mr. fieri was the one who approved it, so maybe he needs to set HIMSELF on fire. “EXECUTIVE DECISION! DON’T WORRY NO LIGHTER FLUID NEEDED AS MY HAIR WILL DO THE TRICK!”

he’s his own boss! we can trust him to make the right decision, right?

 +3Posted on Jul 28th, 2010 | re: Duh Aficionado Magazine: Elisabeth Hasselbeck Is An Idiot (79 comments)

fake and no-homo.

 +3Posted on Apr 30th, 2010 | re: Duh Aficionado Magazine: Christina Aguilera Is Not Lady Gaga (98 comments)

don’t forget ab Shania Twain, with the Riverdance in the rain!

 0Posted on Feb 4th, 2010 | re: Duh Aficionado Magazine: R. Kelly Is A Lunatic (36 comments)

you guys! @sierracandia is my friend! worlds really DO collide!!