how ’bout we buy THEM a one-way ticket? turn down fuschiagroan? yer outta here, birdbrain!

send us all snapchats!

i have about a month’s worth of studying to do for my deductive logic midterm tomorrow, but i also have a big stack of unread comic books sitting on my coffee table, so it could really go either way at this point.

for real, this is just straight up if dennis from it’s always sunny in philadelphia made a modeling video and asked charlie to write the copy for some reason.

jake johnson and zooey deschanel are just very good at kissing each other.

i saw the thermals a few months ago in a bar in the back of a bowling alley, because they’re from my hometown, technically. they were so good!

this morning it was sort of chilly and overcast and i was listening to sixteen horsepower, so i was happy, but now i’m at work and it’s warm and the sun is out, so i am grumpy, but i have sixteen horsepower stuck in my head and a cheesesteak in my belly, so whatever.

yeah, it looks like everything’s gonna turn out okay. the new publicist was very apologetic and determined to make everything up to us. she’s giving us a few months service for free and already refunded most of our money. we’re all just kinda laughing about it more than anything. it’s like, basically all our collective fears of someone preying on our naïveté have already happened now with this one lady (who apparently is a legit crazy person, as in “has a history of mental illness”), so now we have nowhere to go but up. (right??)

seriously though, this weather is bullshit.

so, my dumb band recently started working with a publicist on a month-to-month basis. when we first met with her to see if we wanted to work with her, we voiced concerns that there would be slow months where we wouldn’t see results and would essentially be paying her for nothing, but she assured us that wouldn’t happen, and for first few months she did get us a good bit of press. but now, we’re playing in la for the first time this weekend, and she was supposed to be contacting blogs or whatever to promote it, but we hadn’t heard anything from her in a while. then we got an email saying she had taken another job and was abruptly quitting, and the head of the firm (who is based in new york and not san francisco) would be taking over our representation. then we got an email from the head saying that the other woman had not only basically abandoned all her campaigns while looking for another job, but had been secretly overcharging us the whole time and pocketing the extra money! THE WORLD REALLY IS A VAMPIRE, YOU GUYS.

an ex-girlfriend borrowed most of the comics i have that have been adapted into movies and never gave them back. i’ve been trying to find a new copy of 30 days of night but they all have NOW A MAJOR MOTION PICTURE splashed across the cover

this is a pretty good comment. i mean, i feel like you could’ve used a bigger picture maybe, but whatever.

“heinz-sight is 57/57.”