Find Me On:
What if you’re a fervent supporter of marriage equality and a fan of Chick Fil A that only eats it once a year on her way to an August beach vacation, and before you order your Quarter Chickenders With Chicken Cheese, you make a generous donation to Washington United for Marriage?
(Also, everyone donate to Washington United for Marriage: http://washingtonunitedformarriage.org/)
Meg Ryan, but only after she had all the plastic surgery on her face.
Yeesh, I didn’t make it to the end. Had to turn it off because Rick Santorums’s Gary Busey smile was making me too uncomfortable.
I read somewhere that the actor who plays Hank originally based him on Vic Mackie (which is hilarious), but the character has developed quite a bit from there. Hank is my favorite.
Although, I would totally watch a spin-off show about Walt Jr.
I think he actually called her “that c**t that doesn’t eat pork” once. And then he bragged about eating some offal, while getting a tattoo of a snake wearing a top hat.
I’ll take GILFs for $800.
Is it wrong that I find this picture hypnotic?
Is it wrong that this picture makes me want to go to McDonald’s?
Be honest – how long did you think about how to spell “gleuh”?
Pronounced: Mee-ster a-Bran-waaaash
I can’t stop looking at this.
Ooooh I really would love to see an animated gif of that cat bouncing, cropped tight so it’s out of context.
Or calmly visually kicking her out of the emergency door once they pass Stamford.
I’ve been on the MetroNorth with someone like this once before, and, as with this video, I’m always so impressed with how polite the MetroNorth employees are to them. That must be very difficult, because I wanted to slap this lady and she’s just on a video on my computer.
No, that’s not really true, is it?!
Didn’t that guy see this?
Republicans love Modern Family, a show with two main characters who are gay. They love it!
But I guess that survey is skewed, right? Because all the Republicans who watch Modern Family are gay Democrats now. Science.
The future Mrs. Brainwash must be so excited!
Did Banksy direct it?
“OPPOSITE! Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to go film Charlotte Gainsbourg and Willem Dafoe having nightmare sex for Antichrist 2: Tokyo Drift.”
-Lars von Trier, probably
Right, it just has a robot accent.
Does this movie have no respect for realism?! I mean, Paul Blart went to college and trained to be a zookeeper, he can’t just change jobs and fancy sell cars!!! It’s totally unrealistic!!
…also, the animals talk and teach him about love, I guess?
And how much he loves Weather Girls!
Did anyone else get the feeling that Jon and Bill secretly love each other?
ZG’s North Carolinian redneck impression is really special to me.
This movie was not only SO funny, SO good, but incredibly accurate about the way American weddings are.
I am getting married in the fall, and the scene in the bridal salon made me LOL even before the food poisoning set in – I think the snobby, cooing saleslady also works at the place where I got my dress (I am a lady, despite my name).
Also, the butterfly in the invitation made me choke on my SourPatch kids.