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I thought this was going to be an award for a poster who posts around here a lot. Like Facetaco or Frank Lloyd Wrong.
This thoughtful reply reminds me of the last few panels of The Walking Dead comic book where something happens with Carl.
I am looking forward to Tabitha’s tell all book in twenty years!
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The only way you could get me to date a carpenter is if he also portrays Ron Swanson on Parks and Rec.
What is that you say? Unlimited wine?
Be ready at eight.
This posting is in the wrong thread. It was supposed to go under Jesus Date, but here it is in Math Drive. I’m not going to move it though. If Jesus had wanted me to post correctly, he wouldn’t have started me drinking at 11am.
The only way you could get me to date a carpenter is if he also portrays Ron Swanson on Parks and Rec.
What is that you say? Unlimited wine?
Be ready at eight.
Chelsea Chambers.
I would call fake, but no one with the fake name of Chelsea Chambers would ever say “can you please stop filming.”
No one will ever believe her.
I’ve just been Murrayed!
Hi I’m new. One time I worked at a video store back in the late 1980′s when you all were born. We had a whole big section just for porn. It was walled off with a shower curtain so impressionable youngsters wouldn’t be emotionally scarred for life. There were plenty of crazy movies in there, let me tell you. I learned a lot that summer I worked at the video store. My friends dad used to come in allll the time for the bounty of porn we stocked, and his favorite titles were ones that were rip offs of Hollywood blockbusters. On Golden Blonde, A Sexwork Orange, and Lawrence of A-labia are ones that I can remember. It was very difficult to keep myself from telling my friend that her dad was a perv, but I didn’t. Even when she went out with my ex-boyfriend without even asking me if it was cool with me (who does that?) Anyway, the porn title of this movie would be A Thousand Whores.
What’s my prize?
If you are very lucky and get the ad on the right with the bikini boob lady, pause this video at .08 seconds. Sensei Watermelon looks like he is very distracted by melons of a different kind….