Jon Cryer and no Adam Scott or Nick Offerman?

“Funny story, I spilled it.”

ROBBED.

Using the time machine technology from that one episode of Duck Tales, I can fix all this.

Invention of Lying is offensively bad. It has a good cast and seemingly smart people behind it, but it just ends up being a misogynistic, boring, lazy nightmare. The whole movie is based on a FLAW IN LOGIC (not to do Gabe’s work for him, but “saying what you think all the time with no filter” is NOT the same as “telling the truth”). PLEASEEE Gabe.

Also, I will say Valkyrie til I die.

This movie had everything. HILARIOUS, emotional, and really spot-on about the things that bring friendships of all genders together and apart. The scenes between Lillian and Annie, especially in the coffee shop at the beginning and then in Lillian’s apartment, made me clasp for my best ladyfriend’s hand. Also, for the LADIES: Kristin Wiig had some cuuuuuute outfits, Jon Hamm’s hilarious “does George Glass do this?” boobrub, and puppies and racoooooons and porcupines! If I weren’t so poor, I’d see it again in the theatre.

I can’t say I love that the google ad that popped up for me was for New England’s #1 Pole Dancing Studio. I’ll go quietly, officer.

But recapping Party Down makes no sense. It’s not an event-driven show, really, and it’s good! What is the point, unless it’s something like LOST that is both good and VERY event driven?

Dramaticstructuregum.

Not to discount good airtight logic, but I figured that Captain Stabby had ‘the sickness’ and was just straight up murdering because he was crazy with it. Like Rosseau’s crew.