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Aw I didn’t make the cut :/
Always the bridesmaid, never the bride basically
How do I delete those fail comments? Someone help please
Tobey saw these pictures when he got home.
He didn’t take it well.
Or pretend to read a book.
Just remember to turn the pages, nod a lot and scratch your chin, it looks *very* natural.
I can’t believe some of those people standing there stiffly and not dancing.
If Tilda Swinton tells you to get moving, you damn well better start dancing like the rent is due the next day!
It’s not weird if I print and frame this picture right?
What if I photoshop my face over the dogs?
Maybe he’s screaming inwardly but doesn’t want to show it.
Did you think about that Gabe? Eh? Did ya? No, you didn’t.
I rest my case.
I think this is the most jealous I’ve ever been of a dog since Turner & Hooch (he got to hang put with Tom Hanks and help solve a crime!).
I don’t understand why this is a problem.
Who hasn’t been so drunk that they’ve fallen asleep in their food?
Then again I live in a country where drinking is a national pastime so maybe I’m not the best judge on things like this…
A signed bible?
Why did the prizes get shittier the more you pay?
For $10,000 I want a signed guarantee that says I’m getting into heaven and front row tickets to the end of world cage match between Jesus and Satan.
Well it’s snowing where I am, and I have a day off so I wrapped up warm, turned up the heat and ate two magnum ice creams.
I also shouted at some episodes of L&O:SVU, decided to do pilates but tl;dr I ended up taking a nap on my mat and listened to Justin Timberlake’s new album (half is very good the rest is meh).
Well lol that would be a bit awkward seeing as he and I are married!
I know what you’re thinking but before you say anything, answer me this; has Ryan Gosling ever said he’s NOT married to me?
Hahaha can you imagine if she really did that?
I’d love it if she really did and was like; “wait, I’ll just go get my friend to talk to you”, left the room then came out in a different hat wearing a mustache and introduced herself as “Maylor Drift” and then the interviewer had to just roll with it.
I’d make a joke but I don’t wanna be known as the girl who comments on Videogum posts if you know what I mean
“I really do not like the majority of waters that are on the market right now”
“discovered the water”
This is really too good I’m crying with laughter into my ordinary tap water right now
You said it Gabe.
That entire interview was amazing. Taylor Swift really is crazy.
First she was all ‘nuh, I’m not talking about my love life tee hee, what even is kissing?’ but then she had an APPROVED ‘SOURCE’ (aka her publicist or a sycophantic friend) IN THE SAME INTERVIEW answering all questions about her relationships and dissing her exes for her.
What a weirdo!
Her life in her head is an episode of the The Babysitters Club only not as mature.
We don’t speak of it.
I totally agree and I’m glad to see that most of the comments have been smart and ‘get it’.
The only thing I disagree with in Gabe’s post is the part about Diplo not being that bad.
He is; he’s a creepy Gwen Stefani style culture vulture and he fetishises women of color.
“The sad thing is that Jonah is actually superhygienic”
I can’t stop laughing at this!
I’m gonna start talking like that; “Oh Jack got fired from his job of 10 years but the sad thing is his desk was by a window, he had a super nice view”
I’ve never seen Star Wars. I started watching it once a few years ago but then I fell asleep.
So I kept putting it off and stuff then when people found out I hadn’t watched it, they started quizzing me on all the other things I hadn’t seen and got all weird and huffy and now I have a very overwhelming list as long as my arm (I have very long arms) of things I need to catch up on including Twin Peaks (I know, I’m a horrible monster) and Six Feet Under.
Long story short, I don’t want to make any strong statements about Star Wars jewelry because I’ve never seen it and I don’t know if maybe after I finally see it I might be like ‘I want all the Jabberwocky earrings!’ (is that right?) or if I will think it looks tacky and childish the way I do now.
Do I get kicked off Earth for admitting all this?